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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2012 10:27:56 GMT -8
Meanwhile, on the other side of the world, two lovely turtles were hunting for the Candy Cave in the Tropical Desert on Gummybear Island
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Post by Bard "Dual-Strike" Alrikson on Jul 7, 2012 8:59:44 GMT -8
That saccharide sweet scene was quickly ended by an asteroid crashing down directly on the two, destroying them in a fiery hellstorm of pain and death.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2012 20:52:36 GMT -8
Meanwhile, candy canes became animate, and began to plot their sweet rise to the top.
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Post by Caden Reinhart on Jul 8, 2012 4:12:14 GMT -8
In thier quest for supremacy, they serched for a solution twoards thier greatest weakness: Water!
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Jul 8, 2012 6:56:17 GMT -8
But then, from the depths of the narwhal infested seas rose the glorious and magnificent Leoplush, king of the underwater band of misfits!
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Post by Bard "Dual-Strike" Alrikson on Jul 8, 2012 10:08:40 GMT -8
Leoplush lead his band of misfits on daring raids all across the shoreline, blowing up princesses, stealing castles, and doing otherwise nefarious deeds in a quest for non-specific vengeance.
(We should sell this story to George R.R. Martin. He could use it to frame the next ASoIaF book. >> )
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Post by Caden Reinhart on Jul 11, 2012 4:24:59 GMT -8
Their shinenigans had angerd the great King Bread Duck, who exclaimed "THIS WILL NOT STAND!" as he sent his friend Begale Cat, the commander of his bread knife fleet, to persue the dreded Leoplush
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Post by Deleted on Jul 12, 2012 10:49:18 GMT -8
Begale Cat and his handy notebook of dreaded doom and slaughter eventually cross paths with Leoplush however as they clash it is not with clenched fists but instead..math equations&graphs&0111001110011's! >
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Jul 29, 2012 0:22:23 GMT -8
And in order to keep your insanity intact, dear reader, the battle of mathematicians has been censored in comic book fashion, complete with CALCULATIONS! NUMBERCRUNCHING! LIMITS! etc.; and after this long, censored battle, the winner was....
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Post by Mallach Dirson on Jul 29, 2012 9:29:31 GMT -8
Neither, as Batman dropped in through a skylight and crushed them both beneath his feet breaking them as Bane once broke him.
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Post by Caden Reinhart on Aug 8, 2012 5:42:07 GMT -8
This could happend as the Dark Knight came to the land on a top secret mission. He was not alone though, as he was asisted by none other then Hope, the brave Corgi of the Blue Lantern Crop! (Yes, such a character does exist o.o;
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Post by zoi on Aug 9, 2012 6:42:47 GMT -8
Unfortunately the land and water were suddenly overrun by a severe infestation of jet ski equipped fleas, which Hope was allergic to, rendering Batman's only help to naught but a butt chewing mongrel!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2012 12:30:47 GMT -8
To make matters worse for the Dark Knight, an opposing Dark Knight of the Sandy Cheeks family engaged him with medieval ka-rah-tay.
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Post by Mallach Dirson on Aug 10, 2012 19:40:28 GMT -8
Sadly for the armored rodent it had bigger concerns as a very large cat, gobbled her up in an instant leaving not a trace but her iron boots as said cat, not full returned from the void from whence it came.
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Post by zoi on Aug 11, 2012 6:44:28 GMT -8
But the unbeknownst to the cat, the iron boots which it left behind were enchanted with the power to call upon the elements of harmony!
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Aug 26, 2012 13:49:08 GMT -8
Truly, they indeed had the ancient magicks of dance-fighting folded into the very ore during the very top secret and tedious task of boot-making; real secret stuff.
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Post by zoi on Aug 31, 2012 9:41:39 GMT -8
So to fight against the crimes of crushing committed by the foul Batman, a new hero rose to take on the mantle of... well, the boots of harmony and the hero was none other than... Hello Kitty!
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Post by Caden Reinhart on Sept 5, 2012 12:09:25 GMT -8
Which would be distracted for the time being as Hope had managed to deal with its flea problems, and the heroic canine wanted to play with the feline japan phenomenon!
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Post by zoi on Sept 8, 2012 2:28:45 GMT -8
And play Hello Kitty would as she threw the one thing that no corgi could resist; Batman's right femur, which she had procured through some fancy cat burglarizing!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2012 20:09:31 GMT -8
Chapter 2 In the littlest hole in the wall down in Mexico lives a Jalapeno, his name is George and he fights Banditos with his six-shooter, occasionally refueling via tequila.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2012 4:26:30 GMT -8
But one day, to his surprise, the tequila was replaced with honey-mustard, driving him insane with rage!
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Oct 1, 2012 5:30:54 GMT -8
Honey mustardy yellow rage monster, he we come! thought the narrator.
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Post by Caden Reinhart on Oct 2, 2012 11:23:54 GMT -8
Luckily before he could cause to much damage to the city, a lone wandarer came to chalange him: The Spaghetti Western..er
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Post by Deleted on Oct 3, 2012 0:47:55 GMT -8
With his trusty sidekick, the Spaghetti-O's kid!
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Post by Caden Reinhart on Nov 25, 2012 13:18:10 GMT -8
And so the two Italian wanders stood face to face with the enraged Jalalepno, you could feel the heat rising in the air
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Nov 25, 2012 18:50:34 GMT -8
"Datsa spiciey hale-peny-io!" One man exclaimed
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2012 11:36:02 GMT -8
And then suddenly, acid rain began to fall from the heavens.
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Post by Caden Reinhart on Dec 4, 2012 12:56:12 GMT -8
It happened to be purple, so the artist known as Prince came by and sang a song.
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Post by Caden Reinhart on Apr 6, 2013 14:43:23 GMT -8
And then Dot from the Animaniacs pounced at him!
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Apr 10, 2013 11:28:37 GMT -8
Ohnoes! The story has taken a turn for the worse!
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