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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2012 15:12:54 GMT -8
Boa Cornelius BoZubia says: Honestly, sometimes it seems we're simply knifevirgins again, all on... *shades* Pins and needles.
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Post by Kuerina Darkblaed on Nov 20, 2012 14:28:08 GMT -8
Harubear: Let me know when your free o.ob Sad Eevee: I can get back to you when im done too <,,< Sad Eevee: For you, im free any time ~.o The AWESOME Kurai: Ohoho! Thy Froxy is making the moves! Sad Eevee: *wiggles puffy tail all sexylike* Harubear: Oh Mai >.> Sad Eevee: icwut u did thar o:
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2012 15:00:43 GMT -8
Frox: dun wanna go outside
Jeff: Haru will protect you
Frox: Haru isn't a pair of sunglasses though D:
Jeff: Is it too bright?
Haru: Looks like the sun today is...
Haru: Unbearable 8O
Jeff: *puts sunglasses on Frox*
Jeff: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHh
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2012 18:20:25 GMT -8
Cain plays Minecraft:
"ohhelpmyhouseishaunted" "DOORS STOP OPENING ON YOUR OWN" "Okay, lesson learned: those are not flooring tiles." (Jeff) "What were they?" "Honestly don't know" "Herp" "Pressure plates"
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Post by Deleted on Nov 25, 2012 15:54:32 GMT -8
Lady of Roses - Aki said (00:40) Rest assured I did not milk a banana.
Samyah Zubia says (00:40) Lmfao, well I didn't think so before, but now I'm not quite so sure.
Lady of Roses - Aki said (00:43) Suppose I could try my hand at cross pollinating a banana plant with a cow.
Samyah Zubia says (00:43) I see no reason why that would not be a success.
Lady of Roses - Aki said (00:44) Cows are already pretty close, right? I mean, I presume the spots they grow indicate the sweetness of the flesh.
Samyah Zubia says (00:44) They're edible once you peel them and so are bananas, so yeah.
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Post by zoi on Nov 30, 2012 9:55:00 GMT -8
[11:43:11 AM] Chakaara: I liked most of the armor digivolutions. e,,e
[11:43:41 AM] Samyah Zubia: Oh yeah? >> Have you seen Ponchomon?
[11:44:43 AM] Chakaara: lolque Never liked you much anyway, Patamon. Your toy at McDonalds was ever elusive to me. :l
Ponchomon for reference. [link]
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Post by zoi on Dec 1, 2012 9:09:47 GMT -8
[11:03:39 AM] Hubby: I have a throbbing headache @_@
[11:03:51 AM] Samyah Zubia: *rubs his temples* Any medicine you can take?
[11:04:57 AM] Hubby: *Nestles* only the love of my wifeki :o
[11:05:17 AM] Samyah Zubia: Poor thing. << Try acupressure. Rub the muscle by the webbing between your thumb and forefinger.
[11:06:39 AM] Hubby: I... think that helped. :O WITCHCRAFT
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Post by zoi on Dec 2, 2012 12:27:24 GMT -8
This started with me directing him to a picture I posted on Facebook of Chiki, captioned as such: "There's only one place that Chiki likes to sleep on more than a laundry basket full of clothes and that's a laundry basket of clothes on top of another one."
[2:05:10 PM] Hubby: *Clings* God help me I actually miss our little harlot D:
[2:05:25 PM] Samyah Zubia: You wont when you get back. She sleeps in bed with me. So you'll have to sleep on the floor.
[2:05:39 PM] Hubby: XD I'll just roll over her and she'll be a harlot pancake >..>
[2:07:14 PM] Samyah Zubia: You wont have room to roll. >> I sleep in the middle of the bed.
[2:07:58 PM] Hubby: Then I'll sleep on top ;D
[2:08:09 PM] Samyah Zubia: Absolutely not. You get the floor.
[2:08:24 PM] Hubby: *griggles* oh yes ;D But man You should see how much drool I drool in my sleep these days. I wake up in a goddamn lake.
[2:08:45 PM] Samyah Zubia: Again, floor. >,,>
[2:09:24 PM] Hubby: *Grigglenestles* >> I woke up like three times from that amazing sleep I had because the coldwet on my face shocked me.
[2:09:33 PM] Samyah Zubia: <<
[2:10:02 PM] Hubby: *Snuddles* <3
[2:10:33 PM] Samyah Zubia: I'mma make you cry get ready
[2:10:38 PM] Hubby: *braces* >>
[2:11:13 PM] Samyah Zubia: Gotta upload the pictures. So hang on. <<
[2:11:22 PM] Hubby: X3
[2:14:12 PM] Samyah Zubia: Chiki says, "Hai, daddy! I'm waving at yooo. :o" [link]
[2:14:23 PM] Hubby: OHMYGOD D8
[2:14:27 PM] Samyah Zubia: "I can haz hug nao?" [link]
[2:14:34 PM] Hubby: I BRACED BUT I DID NOT BRACE ENOUGH THERE IS NOT ENOUGH BRACING IN THE WORLD MY HEEEEAAAAAART
[2:14:55 PM] Samyah Zubia: x3 Bam. Right in the feels.
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Post by zoi on Dec 4, 2012 15:20:46 GMT -8
[5:08:04 PM] Chakaara: Cain was certainly radical about it. xD
[5:08:30 PM] Samyah Zubia: I think Korea is taking its toll on him. :B
[5:09:06 PM] Chakaara: He calls me bad names. :o
[5:10:22 PM] Samyah Zubia: Oh yeah? :o
[5:11:53 PM] Chakaara: We likened each other to toilets, constantly taking each other's shit and making it vanish.
[5:13:49 PM] Samyah Zubia: Lol.
[5:15:01 PM] Chakaara: At least you treat me nicely 'til you-know-who rears his disgustingly pristine Asian face. >,,>
[5:16:06 PM] Samyah Zubia: I believe you mean sexily pristine Asian face. >..>
[5:17:06 PM] Chakaara: I MEANT WHAT I SAID. D:<
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Post by Kuerina Darkblaed on Dec 5, 2012 10:37:51 GMT -8
Concerning my hypnotizing looks... >.>
Bad Wolf: Not going to lie, I fell victim to your sexy exclamation point
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Dec 7, 2012 20:09:08 GMT -8
Freshly Shaven Eevee: *cradles sternum*
Jeff of the GFJ: You OK Mako?
Freshly Shaven Eevee: Yeah.
Freshly Shaven Eevee: just got a pressure sore or something
Jeff of the GFJ: *massages*
Jeff of the GFJ: *removes dress*
Freshly Shaven Eevee: I appreciate the offer,but I must decline to preserve your wellbeing
Jeff of the GFJ: Why is that?
Freshly Shaven Eevee: Dont think you wanna massage mah bosoms. You know my wifey.
Jeff of the GFJ: *googles* Ah...
Jeff of the GFJ: *dies from embarrassment*
Miha: *looks left*
Miha: *sees self*
Miha: *confused as @#$%*
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Dec 8, 2012 15:46:37 GMT -8
Here's a Twofer! kinda color-coded >..>
RCPrez-Bad Wolf: MIHA *tackles*
Miha: *spine broken* OHGODINEEDTHAT
RCPrez-Bad Wolf: *puts duck tape on Miha's back*....
Freshly Shaven Eevee: *prances to miha and piddles on him*
RCPrez-Bad Wolf: they said it fixes everything T.T
Miha: "they" lied
RCPrez-Bad Wolf: TT_TT *takes Miha to the hospital*
Miha: We don't have a hospital
RCPrez-Bad Wolf: *takes Miha to a coffin*
Katsu: Why aren't we making millions by bottling and selling Squeezee pee? I mean hell,we could call it homeopathic medicine and idiotic people on the west coast would buy it by the gallon.
Freshly Shaven Eevee: We totally would katsu
Freshly Shaven Eevee: we would totally buy it by the gallon
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2012 19:34:01 GMT -8
12/09/12 08:59 PM Freshly Shaven Eevee:MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
12/09/12 08:59 PM Mal: Hm?
12/09/12 08:59 PM Freshly Shaven Eevee: *smacks*
12/09/12 08:59 PM Mal: *smackes*
12/09/12 08:59 PM Mal: d**
12/09/12 08:59 PM Freshly Shaven Eevee: That's for the genocide!
12/09/12 08:59 PM Mal: I'm sorry e,,e
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Post by Kuerina Darkblaed on Dec 11, 2012 13:50:05 GMT -8
Freshly Shaven Eevee: The entire clinic is singing whistling or humming the muppets 12 days of christmas
Kurai: oh god... D:
Freshly Shaven Eevee: Horriying
Freshly Shaven Eevee: It scared the f away!
Kurai: That is scary... ._.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 11, 2012 18:44:34 GMT -8
12/11/12 08:02 PM Jeff of the GFJ: So, how are things for you Cain, with the rocket? 12/11/12 08:06 PM Ki: Chakaara. 12/11/12 08:06 PM Ki: I have your new signature right here. 12/11/12 08:07 PM 100ft-tall Aki: You're still on. 12/11/12 08:07 PM Bainchou: I have a rocket? 12/11/12 08:07 PM Ki: For now. :B 12/11/12 08:08 PM Bainchou: Wait, Aki is on? wtf why am I suddenly learning all these things at once 12/11/12 08:08 PM Bainchou: Is she on the rocket? Is she lurking from the moon? 12/11/12 08:09 PM Jeff of the GFJ: The one that NK launched 12/11/12 08:13 PM Bainchou: What, they're doing it again? Because it worked so well last time. 12/11/12 08:15 PM Jeff of the GFJ: It went pretty well this time apparently, fell into the sea near the Philippines 12/11/12 08:21 PM Bainchou: Wasn't that the one from six or so months ago? I feel like it would be pretty big news around here if they were trying it again. 12/11/12 08:21 PM Bainchou: More like six minutes ago. 12/11/12 08:21 PM Bainchou: I'll be damned. 12/11/12 08:22 PM Jeff of the GFJ: Well, if you haven't heard, that answers my question
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2012 15:16:24 GMT -8
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Dec 12, 2012 19:05:51 GMT -8
Jeff of the GFJ: I know you didn't kill Frox. Jeff of the GFJ: You just got a little over excited Jeff of the GFJ: And then she was dead Jeff of the GFJ: Because Frox is soft, and you like to pet soft things Jeff of the GFJ: But then you got a bit too rough, and she started to scream Jeff of the GFJ: But you didn't want her to scream, so you shook her to be quiet Jeff of the GFJ: And then she was dead Jeff of the GFJ: The best laid plans of Squeevee and Hamsters
Crazy: And that is from Of Mice and Men o.o
Jeff of the GFJ: Is not. It's Koji and Frox, not Lenny and Curly's wife
Jeff of the GFJ: COMPLETELY different
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2012 9:15:57 GMT -8
Machine Gun Dog: Hm, a dog chuckling..
Freshly Shaven Eevee: Called a hyena
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Post by Mallach Dirson on Dec 20, 2012 16:32:28 GMT -8
Froxy Lady I really was only making it seem like you had a pair of breasts and weren't telling me that Zechs says Lol If I had a set of bosoms, you'd be the first to know I'd be sending you pics all the freaking time <<;;
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Post by zoi on Jan 2, 2013 9:23:33 GMT -8
Chakaara: I can't shrug off the impression that when I shove it into the microwave--and I will--it'll implode violently and achieve nuclear fusion.
Samyah Zubia: At least it would be the most exciting meal you've had >>
Chakaara: Nah, once baked a bacon cheeseball so dense all the kitchen appliances started to orbit it. :/
Samyah Zubia: Lmao. >,,>;
Chakaara: There was also the pig heart you people made me microwave. >_> I think it came back to life.
Samyah Zubia: You should send that shit in and get an award <<
Chakaara: ''I think the most exciting junction of my life was when I had the choice to either present my squealing pig heart to the nobel prize, or leave it on a busy cycling trail. I chose the latter.''
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Jan 2, 2013 19:30:54 GMT -8
Note: This is a series of texts between myself and KojiruKojiru - Woo for old ladies tripping over themselves and causing a scene x.x
Frox - D: or beware the sneak grope (take your pick)
Kojiru - A little of both >.>
Frox - So like, ohnoes*grope*Dx->*shudder*>.>
Kojiru - >.> <.<
Frox - *strokes soothingly* there there, its alright. You are young and impressionable.
Kojiru - Lol, as young and impressionable as crazy is.
Frox - Lol.I've yet to hear him swear though
Kojiru - You havent heard him in bed yet then. =D
Frox - *tips hat*
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2013 1:45:09 GMT -8
Wolfie: "I had a really big smile on my face when I met the British family from France"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2013 1:49:29 GMT -8
It's three in the morning T_T I can't even speak.
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Jan 12, 2013 19:27:27 GMT -8
On the names we have for AK folken in our phones: Frox: I wanted to put love of my life, but if something bad happens to me or if my phone gets stolen/lost, you would be called instead of someone else.
Koji: lol
Frox: "Hey, this is blahblahblahblah, from blahblahblahblah. I am calling to inform you that your partner, kelsey, has been in a car accident and is enroute to our hospital at blahblahblah." "...wut..."
Koji: >.>
Frox: I know you would be far more emphatic >>
Koji: I would
Frox: and would likely come to be at my side were it in your power
Koji: I would think they would call mom and dad first though. >.> Your parents would probably ask who I was
Frox: Even on my deathbed, making things awkward
Koji: lol
Frox: And you would say, "I am her nsssl."
Koji: I would And then they call security then I wisk you from your bed to Canada and then I become a fugitive Then we put all the blame on Mal
Frox: And live happily ever after.
Koji: lol
Frox: Coming soon to a theater near you A tale of woe Awkwardness And true love
Koji: twue wuv
Frox: Of Froxxeh and her kojiru...ro. Foul villians, tested friends, glory and honor all duke it out for the sake of happiness! Winter 2015 Select theaters only. This film has not been rated
Koji: Though it would probably be NC-Crazy
Frox: Viewer discretion is advised No mals were harmed in the making of this film...unfortunately
Koji: >.>
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2013 21:58:11 GMT -8
01/17/13 11:51 PM Kojiru: im a bidoof 01/17/13 11:51 PM Kojiru: Behold
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2013 6:43:39 GMT -8
[15:36:50] Neko'd Snake: Steak Eater: So, whats up? [15:37:15] GFJmember: Beating up a Canadian [15:37:17] GFJmember: You? [15:37:47] Neko'd Snake: Steak Eater: Is it Mal? [15:37:54] Neko'd Snake: Steak Eater: Please let it be Mal. [15:38:22] GFJmember: Sadly, not yet.
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Jan 20, 2013 19:23:29 GMT -8
7:15 PM - Zechs: A little hard to get a good pic of some a big ship, but. This is my Klingon Empire ship, 7:16 PM - froxxeh: it looks like its pooping 7:16 PM - Zechs: Lol, because of the asteroid belt? 7:16 PM - froxxeh: yes 7:17 PM - Zechs: While almost impossible to see my klingon fighter is in that pic too, floating next to my left rear engine. The size difference though is too great 7:17 PM - Zechs: My main Fed ship 7:18 PM - froxxeh: ALSO POOPING 7:18 PM - Zechs: LOL 7:18 PM - Zechs: I didn't even notice 7:19 PM - Zechs: My Interpid class ship for my science officer, 7:22 PM - froxxeh: looks a lot like a tapeworm hanging out there behind it. 7:22 PM - Zechs: Lol, it's a freighter 7:22 PM - froxxeh: same diff 7:22 PM - Zechs: Why do you keep seeing odd things? 7:23 PM - froxxeh: Do you really have to ask that? 7:23 PM - Zechs: No, no I don't
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2013 21:43:02 GMT -8
Makise Kurisu: I planted the family tree. It was doomed from the start.
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Post by zoi on Jan 24, 2013 14:23:44 GMT -8
Chakaara: How are we such polar opposites. >,,>;
Samyah Zubia: Opposites attract? <<;
Chakaara: [forms nucleus with]
Samyah Zubia: Well that escalated quickly.
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Jan 24, 2013 17:36:06 GMT -8
Mal: Brandon...you can't be manly if you're a...if you have that big of breasts.
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