I was expecting the King to be mentioned actually, or Hazama from BlazBlue.

Or you know...

Destiny Drawing people. >>

David Tennant's Doctor

Deadpool may be the ultimate troll, seeing that's all he's good for.

BUGS BUNNY GAIZ! HOW CAN YOU TOP THAT!

With ease.

Jerry, the Anamaniacs, many other slapstick cartoon characters?

Jul 11, 2013 8:37:47 GMT -8 @ryuuachi said:

I was expecting the King to be mentioned actually

The King does not troll. The King rushes in like a battlecruiser, lays waste to your philosophy, and just happens to steamroll mongrels in the process.

Who is "The King" anyway?

This is some sort of obscure maneuver to cement your troll status and win the match, isn't it, Jeff?

Honestly, no. It's such a generic title.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_King

Of those listed I'm guessing Fallout, Elvis, Burger King or King Standish

Sure, but the King we refer to has already been addressed in over a dozen posts and involved in several matches.

Anyway, Gilgamesh from Fate/Stay Night.

Though there are over 300 posts. I have seen Gilgamesh, though don't recall him being referred to as "The King". Not saying he wasn't, however.

Yeah, because page 11 alone is teeming with citations I could quote, but won't. I guess skipping Cain's post might've led to some confusion.

If we are talking about trolls on AK at all, Crazy should be towards the top of that list.

Crazy would not even rank on the list because he has never deliberately gone out of his way to upset others.

Jul 11, 2013 16:25:20 GMT -8 @shiranui said:

Yeah, because page 11 alone is teeming with citations I could quote, but won't. I guess skipping Cain's post might've led to some confusion.

The thread is pretty much TL;DR

I agree with Aki about Crazy, he's more of the innocent guy in a comedy routine.

Who would be a troll from Nasu-verse then?

And I'll throw in Kafka as a troll, because damn, it's Kafka people. Mother, fricking, Kafka.

Gavin Free is a huge internet troll >_>

Ray Navarez Jr. is more trollish. That twitter account says all that needs saying on that front.

AK-wise, everybody gives as well as they get, so it's hard to say.

Jul 11, 2013 17:18:20 GMT -8 @ryuuachi said:

Who would be a troll from Nasu-verse then?

Well, all jokes aside, Gilgamesh and Kirei.

Kirei for liberally warping the principles of priesthood so he could lie his arse off in Shirou's face / feed Assassin & a bunch of orphans to Gil, and Gilgamesh for killing MC explicitly to watch him respawn / cheating at basically every game because ''he is the rules'' and his necklace allows him mind-reading privileges / decreeing that every fair maiden in his kingdom had to mate with him prior to the groom if they wish to be wedded.

Gilles de Rais and Anderson aren't bad themselves, and I'm bound to be missing a couple from Tsukihime like TATARI, but whatever.

And yet Gilgamesh is still more likable than Joffrey >_____>

Besides i don't live under a bridge or attack goats D:


Besides isn't Tite Kubo supposed to be the biggest troll (had a funny link to go with this but i couldn't find it).

Worth commenting on the Gilles de Rais front, ol' boy got a kick out of 'absolute terror', or at least the sudden and immediate flash of full-blown pants-wetting fear. As such, his favorite targets were children and his favorite tools were basically Cthulhu/Nyarlothep pastiches. Such tactics included 'setting free' an abducted child only to have him be torn apart by nightmare-tentacles as he reached the threshold to leave the building, and turning small children into self-spawning mouths-with-tentacles set to detonate while in the caring, sheltering embrace of the object of his affections. 


Gilgamesh as a troll is a little hard to quantify, as labeling one a troll insists that said person comprehends how things 'should be' and presents their thoughts in a contradictory manner. With Gilgamesh, one has to consider that it isn't that he's trolling - it's that he's operating on a status quo wholly different from one anybody else is accustomed to. It isn't that her perceives others as being worth praise or even consideration, but that he is the only body of value, and everybody else has a role that they are performing rather inadequately. There is no 'being polite' to others, or at least, not as we do - politeness is either ignoring or going so far as to not outright punish those standing around him, for no particular reason.

I had other methods to try and explain this point, but I can't quite vocalize them. Essentially, Gilgamesh himself is not a troll - his very existence, however, is something like trolling everybody around him at any given time. 

Jul 12, 2013 6:14:16 GMT -8 @hanataro said:

Gilgamesh as a troll is a little hard to quantify, as labeling one a troll insists that said person comprehends how things 'should be' and presents their thoughts in a contradictory manner. With Gilgamesh, one has to consider that it isn't that he's trolling - it's that he's operating on a status quo wholly different from one anybody else is accustomed to. It isn't that her perceives others as being worth praise or even consideration, but that he is the only body of value, and everybody else has a role that they are performing rather inadequately. There is no 'being polite' to others, or at least, not as we do - politeness is either ignoring or going so far as to not outright punish those standing around him, for no particular reason.

I had other methods to try and explain this point, but I can't quite vocalize them. Essentially, Gilgamesh himself is not a troll - his very existence, however, is something like trolling everybody around him at any given time. 

There's nothing to quantify, here. To label Gilgamesh a troll does not at all entail that he go around his thought process at every street corner -- no, one can troll unintentionally, and this is where Gil stands during Fate/Zero's course, not so much Stay Night.

It is flagrantly clear to viewers of the Fate route that Gilgamesh does go out of his way to incite vicious emotional responses in his opponents; regardless of whether he legitimately does operate on the belief that women are naught but a collection of moving parts designed to be violated, Gil is well aware that the heroic spirits he conducts battle with do not share his sentiments, and yet he flaunts them. His very nature sows animosity -- he knows it, he loves it, he basks in it.

I don't see the need to detach ''Gilgamesh'' from ''Gilgamesh's existence.'' He is a living, breathing middle finger to every character he's gotten involved with by choice -- he messed with Kirei by staking his cover and confronting Saber at the bridge, he trolled Lancer by shooting goddamn swords at his back under the pretense of ''lololol, sorry, keep missing,'' and let's not forget ''oopsies, I let Seiba go. Three times.'' In HA, he even out-buys Lancer and ensures that the latter does not catch a single fish at the harbor, and ''Immortality? I gave that to the snake,'' was also a blatant untruth to fluster the King of Knights.

Gilgamesh is a troll.