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To be in this thread you must fulfill several requisites

• Be a Mod-Soul.
  
• Be prepared to sing.
  
• No fighting.
  

Hatta went about his hatty day, being hatty and what not. Hatty hat hatter hat, that was how his day went. It wasn't a set routine, a word such as that was unknown to this Hatter. The oddest creature within the entirety of 6 feet, there wasn't a single being within those 6 feet that could possibly out hat the hatter on being hatty. Hat hatty hat hat. What a hattyful life he lived. There was nothing that could possibly change his hatty hatness, not even if he was de-hattified. Besides, what person in their right mind would even think about doing such a thing? None. Zip. Zilcho. Taking the Hatta out of Hat would be.... Backwards. Correctly speaking, taking the Hat out of Hatta wouldn't be Hatta at all. He'd just be a Ta. And honestly, Ta's don't make for very interesting conversation, nor they make for very interesting people.

Now then, what he was hat-ting about for? The reason was simple. There was a mod-soul, one that he knew very well. This mod-soul's name was krammer... No, that wasn't right... Uammer? Hammer? No, those weren't right either... Well, his name wasn't important. What was important, however, was the reason as to why Hatta had to see this "Jammer." This man has been charged with refusing to sing, and refusing to sing was just not that allowed. The laws of nature, hell, heaven, Akatokiyami, and hats forbid it. Everyone must sing, that is the universal rule of the world. He was going to enforce this rule, and his first target would be the Mod-Soul known as Rupert...Pammer.

Singing is a necessity to life, and existence. It is the entire reason as the why there is peace.. Not because there was an overwhelming number of casualties on both sides of war, but because of singing. Singing is the result of everything perfect, so he was simply not going to allow this harsh crime to continue on. As a Mod-Soul, and as an avid fan of everything musical and whimsical, he was simply not going to allow this Qammer to continue on like this.

Now then, how was he to find this "Hammer"? Sure he could easily sense his reiatsu signature, but doing it in such a manner was boring. He needed to do this in a fantastic way, in order to convince Hammer that singing was indeed the single greatest act possible. So, in order to accomplish this task, Hatta decided that he would need a relatively large area. This way he could draw out a large crowd, and hopefully draw out the mythical "Hammah" as well. So, he headed off to the largest area with the most likely chance of attracting this creature. The large courtyard area of contained within the Division's grounds. The area was quite large, and a huge number of people usually circulated to and from the area. News of his amazingness would circulate fast, and would draw out the "Lammer" for sure. Thus he would position himself in the approximate middle of courtyard, though he wouldn't be there for very long.


It's the Hatter

Well hello,there, it's me,

bearing crumpets and tea,

The one you've all been waiting to see,

A splendid once and a life time guarantee,

So settle down and let's all listen to me,

I've got a head full of steam,

and it's got a dream,

I'm the hattest hatter around, just take it from me,

Come follow me, because this is it,

I'm what you want to hear,

whispering in your ear,

when you just don't know what to say,

so let me just repeat,

I'm the Mad Hatter!

'Cause in two seconds flat,

the strategy for success,

is liven right under my hat,

so what is true, what is not,

I can both change in a shot,

I am your best worst case,

for the choice you face,

the fastest rat in the race,

There may be copy cats wearing great big hats,

but their imitations, you see,

they ain't gonna be...

little old me,

hehehahhah!

so here comes the Mad Hatter,

more than just any old hat,

so pledge allegiance while you still can!

I'm the wonder, understand?

Now, by the time Hatta had finished his song, he had drawn up a pretty sizable crowd. But the question was..... Did he draw up the right crowd..?

It had just been a normal day at the Research and Developement Headquarters. Biru helped out with a few experiments, was nearly devoured by sentient potato and made some SCIENTIFIC TEA OF SCIENCE for everyone. Just a normal day in the R&D headquarters.

Now it just so happened that on this day, Biru was going to practice on the guitar that his mentor Old Higgins had given him for his birthday. As he passed through the courtyard in his search for a place to practice, Biru heard Hatta sing. It was a song that was full of emotion and reminded Biru of the reason that Old Higgins had given him the guitar. It was to teach him about MUSICAL SCIENCE. Plus it let Biru experiment with sound waves FOR SCIENCE. Thus when the song ended, Biru took out his one guitar and with stars in his eyes, Biru sat on a nearby bench and began to play. It was a simple tune and Biru didn't use any of his reiatsu to alter how the instrument played (yet). Despite it's simplicity, the tune was catchy and enjoyable. With this tune playing Biru had set the stage for Hatta's next song.

The least musically inclined Mod-Soul in the entire soul society had no reason to be wondering about the grounds of the fourth division. Indeed, he should have been locked up somewhere, or doing menial labor for the twelfth division. He was stuck with the research and development division, and that just sucked. He was a combat model, designed to fight and track hollows. This whole "servant" thing was not his speed.

He was drawn to a particular locale, were another Mod Soul was apparently singing about being a hatter and being mad and...well, honestly, Shinra had lost interest after that. Then ANOTHER Mod Soul arrived and began strumming on a guitar, which was actually pretty good. He stood among the rest of the crowd and listened in, smiling a bit as the two did their thing.

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Alas, Hatta had not drawn up the right crowd for Hammer was not among them. Ignoring those that had gathered, Hatta flitted back the way he had come, humming loudly as he went.

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Hatta exited as per the activity rules.

Keeping track of his surroundings, Biru saw that the crowd was enjoying the tune. Maybe a bit confused about the random singing and guitar playing yet still enjoying it. BUT THEN DISASTER STRUCK. HATTA HAD STOPPED HIS SINGING. NOW BIRU HAD TO CREATE THE MUSIC ON HIS OWN.

Now Biru might have still been a beginner with his GUITAR OF SCIENCE, yet he had the one thing that all good musicians need. A working knowledge of soundwaves and the physics behind them. Oh and heart, Biru also had heart.

And thus Biru let the SPIRIT OF MUSICAL SCIENCE flow through him. He changed the tune that he was playing to be more whimsical. Taking a deep breath, Biru then sang in his most whimsical and SCIENTIFIC singing voice.

First, you take a couple acids and add them to the mix.

Now just take a few powders, not too much just a pinch.

Start to stir the solution up, until it turns manilla.

Oh Science how we love you, we can never get our filla.

Science, so analytical. Science, so scientifical.

Science. Science. Science. Scienceee.

Finishing his song, Biru then looked up at the crowd. Did they enjoy his SUPER AWESOME SONG OF SCIENCE? Or did they not like this song. ONLY TIME WOULD TELL. Time in this case consisting of the next minute or two.