Project Spearhead Recon Model Number HA001
Dec 6, 2011 10:40:22 GMT -8
Post by hammer on Dec 6, 2011 10:40:22 GMT -8
Profile Information
Name
Project Spearhead Recon Model Number HA001
Code Name
“Hammer”
“Pet” Name
“Cheesy on the Outside”
Gender
Masculine
Age
5
Faction
Mod-Soul
Rank
“Fist of Justice!”
Reiatsu Color
Sterling Magnum
Reiatsu Aura
A charisma so empowering it’s almost sickening.
Appearance
Hammer is 6'1.5" and weighs none of your business, jack.
Personality
Hammer is the narcissistic jerk, there is no other way to describe him. Yet, somehow to the bafflement of his twin, he's a hero to everyone who's heard of him.
He's also quite modest, not. The "Hammer" part of his name is most likley believed by the public to refer to his fists, though he himself states that it instead refers to his penis.
History
The day started out like any other day. The sun rose, the birds sang, the idiot scientist dropped the container of souls and they tumbled down the hill, cracking into one another and swapping bodily fluids. You know how it goes, right?
After a reprimand and harsh punishment, the idiot scientist was relieved of his duty, but not before handing the poor souls to another lesser idiot. This idiot wasn’t used to manning the drum in which the pills were created, and so slammed a pill into the door, cracking it ever so slightly.
After that one was punished and brought to tears, the third idiot of our tale, his replacement, left the drum spinning too long, and the cracked pill split in two equal pieces. Fortunately for him, no one noticed, and two smaller than normal pills made their way into the dark room where they would wait for so very long, contemplating life and existence, before being pulled out for training and unceremoniously shoved into a rubberish body.
The first half of the pill to see the light of day declared itself of masculinity and defender of justice, though lacked in the brains, and was treated accordingly. He excelled in all forms of combat and eventually bestowed upon himself the name of “Captain Hammer,” for his fists were strong as steel. Upon graduation, he chose a body and style to match his demeanor. However, he never felt entirely whole, and soon a tiny depression washed over him.
It was then he decided to venture to the Rukongai, at first he was used as a simple worker by the citizens beyond the wall believing his name was exactly what he was a simple tool which put nails in a wall. So for a time, he punched things together in an orderly fashion and the citizens were so pleased! Though he himself felt disheartened, for a hero to fall to this level. It was Booster Gold all over again.
However one dreary day a most wicked deed occurred, a man stole from a pair of helpless females! Their clothes no less! What kind of fiend would do such a thing, well besides the obvious hamster, but all knew they were to blame for societies down fallings! Upon hearing the scream, Hammer jumped into action and gave chase to the evil doer.
He then quickly defeated his foe, with a cart of cabbages which he handled quite like a hammer. In a glorious display of his enormous manhood and splatted cabbages, Hammer was victorious and the citizens cheered his name. While their cheers boosted his morale he however still knew something was missing in his life.. The other side to his coin, so the search began!
The second half of the pill was activated at the same time, but was weak and fragile, while containing a degree of intelligence far surpassing any other artificial being’s. He was directed to assist in the laboratories, assisting his master shinigami with minor modifications to his brothers and sisters. It was here that his brothers and sisters bestowed upon him the name of “Doctor,” a title that he slowly grew to emulate. He, too, felt the absence of part of himself, and longed to find it.
He grew cold toward his brothers and sisters in his depressive funk. He flaunted his superior intelligence, often remarking to his brothers and sisters with sarcasm and haughty, witty one-liners that they did not understand. He began to resent the shinigami, with their freedom and their labs... All he wanted was a laboratory of his own, to make things for the sake of making them. Was that too much to ask?
On the day the two soul-brothers met, they instantly recognized the other for what it was: the other half! Much joy was had at this revelation, until the two realized that they couldn’t stand each other, and to this day, they continue to quarrel over their differences.
Sometimes, a random cart of cabbage comes flying through the air for no apparent reason....
Hammer really likes cabbage, or more to the point the heft of a cart full of it.
Name
Project Spearhead Recon Model Number HA001
Code Name
“Hammer”
“Pet” Name
“Cheesy on the Outside”
Gender
Masculine
Age
5
Faction
Mod-Soul
Rank
“Fist of Justice!”
Reiatsu Color
Sterling Magnum
Reiatsu Aura
A charisma so empowering it’s almost sickening.
Appearance
Hammer is 6'1.5" and weighs none of your business, jack.
Personality
Hammer is the narcissistic jerk, there is no other way to describe him. Yet, somehow to the bafflement of his twin, he's a hero to everyone who's heard of him.
He's also quite modest, not. The "Hammer" part of his name is most likley believed by the public to refer to his fists, though he himself states that it instead refers to his penis.
History
The day started out like any other day. The sun rose, the birds sang, the idiot scientist dropped the container of souls and they tumbled down the hill, cracking into one another and swapping bodily fluids. You know how it goes, right?
After a reprimand and harsh punishment, the idiot scientist was relieved of his duty, but not before handing the poor souls to another lesser idiot. This idiot wasn’t used to manning the drum in which the pills were created, and so slammed a pill into the door, cracking it ever so slightly.
After that one was punished and brought to tears, the third idiot of our tale, his replacement, left the drum spinning too long, and the cracked pill split in two equal pieces. Fortunately for him, no one noticed, and two smaller than normal pills made their way into the dark room where they would wait for so very long, contemplating life and existence, before being pulled out for training and unceremoniously shoved into a rubberish body.
The first half of the pill to see the light of day declared itself of masculinity and defender of justice, though lacked in the brains, and was treated accordingly. He excelled in all forms of combat and eventually bestowed upon himself the name of “Captain Hammer,” for his fists were strong as steel. Upon graduation, he chose a body and style to match his demeanor. However, he never felt entirely whole, and soon a tiny depression washed over him.
It was then he decided to venture to the Rukongai, at first he was used as a simple worker by the citizens beyond the wall believing his name was exactly what he was a simple tool which put nails in a wall. So for a time, he punched things together in an orderly fashion and the citizens were so pleased! Though he himself felt disheartened, for a hero to fall to this level. It was Booster Gold all over again.
However one dreary day a most wicked deed occurred, a man stole from a pair of helpless females! Their clothes no less! What kind of fiend would do such a thing, well besides the obvious hamster, but all knew they were to blame for societies down fallings! Upon hearing the scream, Hammer jumped into action and gave chase to the evil doer.
He then quickly defeated his foe, with a cart of cabbages which he handled quite like a hammer. In a glorious display of his enormous manhood and splatted cabbages, Hammer was victorious and the citizens cheered his name. While their cheers boosted his morale he however still knew something was missing in his life.. The other side to his coin, so the search began!
The second half of the pill was activated at the same time, but was weak and fragile, while containing a degree of intelligence far surpassing any other artificial being’s. He was directed to assist in the laboratories, assisting his master shinigami with minor modifications to his brothers and sisters. It was here that his brothers and sisters bestowed upon him the name of “Doctor,” a title that he slowly grew to emulate. He, too, felt the absence of part of himself, and longed to find it.
He grew cold toward his brothers and sisters in his depressive funk. He flaunted his superior intelligence, often remarking to his brothers and sisters with sarcasm and haughty, witty one-liners that they did not understand. He began to resent the shinigami, with their freedom and their labs... All he wanted was a laboratory of his own, to make things for the sake of making them. Was that too much to ask?
On the day the two soul-brothers met, they instantly recognized the other for what it was: the other half! Much joy was had at this revelation, until the two realized that they couldn’t stand each other, and to this day, they continue to quarrel over their differences.
Sometimes, a random cart of cabbage comes flying through the air for no apparent reason....
Hammer really likes cabbage, or more to the point the heft of a cart full of it.
