I realize there is a quote archive on here but...I don't think Crazy's bedtime stories really fit there...and I also realize Crazy should probably be doing this but it was MY idea >:{

Any who, tonight's amazing story! Dun dun duuuun!!!

Oh and by the way...for any of this to make sense... Read bottom to top

SPOILER: Click to show

12/02/12 01:31 AM
Crazy: Miha used his evil magic on them of course

12/02/12 01:31 AM
Bad Wolf: Why were the unicorns evil?

12/02/12 01:31 AM
Snivy: E'llo, crazy.

12/02/12 01:31 AM
Bad Wolf: .....

12/02/12 01:31 AM
Bad Wolf: ....BUT

12/02/12 01:31 AM
Crazy: hi sounga

12/02/12 01:31 AM
Bad Wolf: ...but...

12/02/12 01:31 AM
Crazy: the end

12/02/12 01:31 AM
Sad Eevee: laaaaaag

12/02/12 01:31 AM
Crazy: where she then took a nice froxy nap

12/02/12 01:31 AM
Bad Wolf: but..

12/02/12 01:30 AM
Sad Eevee: *shrieks*

12/02/12 01:30 AM
Crazy: So keeping his face as a trophy, Frox skipped off into the sunset and back to her home

12/02/12 01:30 AM
Snivy: -appears-

12/02/12 01:30 AM
Bad Wolf: ...oh

12/02/12 01:30 AM
Bad Wolf: FACEPTION!

12/02/12 01:30 AM
Crazy: FOR IT TRULY WAS MIHA

12/02/12 01:30 AM
Crazy: And she found another suprise

12/02/12 01:29 AM
Bad Wolf: *holds Frox close*

12/02/12 01:29 AM
Crazy: Giving a shrug of her Froxy shoulders, Frox ripped Miha's face off just to be sure

12/02/12 01:29 AM
Sad Eevee: *clings to wolfie*

12/02/12 01:29 AM
Bad Wolf: *GASP!*

12/02/12 01:29 AM
Sad Eevee: *gasp*

12/02/12 01:29 AM
Crazy: MIHA (what a suprise there) >____>

12/02/12 01:29 AM
Crazy: ...

12/02/12 01:29 AM
Crazy: ...

12/02/12 01:29 AM
Bad Wolf: o.o

12/02/12 01:29 AM
Crazy: ...

12/02/12 01:29 AM
Crazy: ...

12/02/12 01:29 AM
Crazy: ...

12/02/12 01:29 AM
Crazy: who was

12/02/12 01:29 AM
Crazy: For the face rip revealed a mask and the true culprit

12/02/12 01:28 AM
Bad Wolf:

12/02/12 01:28 AM
Crazy: For it wasn't Mal who Frox was fighting

12/02/12 01:28 AM
Crazy: For there was a twist to what happened

12/02/12 01:28 AM
Bad Wolf: O.O

12/02/12 01:28 AM
Crazy: Frox was quite suprised

12/02/12 01:28 AM
Crazy: Deciding to rip his face off for this evil display of sorcery that
he used

12/02/12 01:28 AM
Sad Eevee: (Wants to pee on mal now)

12/02/12 01:28 AM
Bad Wolf: ...Frox is evil behind all that fluff

12/02/12 01:27 AM
Crazy: Deciding to further shame him, Frox ripped off the cowl so he could look her in the eyes before he had his life extinguished

12/02/12 01:27 AM
Crazy: Screaming in pain Mal fell to the ground sobbing while clutching his shin

12/02/12 01:26 AM
Bad Wolf: OW

12/02/12 01:26 AM
Crazy: a kick to the shin

12/02/12 01:26 AM
Crazy: okay dramatic pause over

12/02/12 01:26 AM
Crazy: ...

12/02/12 01:26 AM
Crazy: ...

12/02/12 01:26 AM
Bad Wolf: Finish the story

12/02/12 01:26 AM
Crazy: ...

12/02/12 01:26 AM
Crazy: ...

12/02/12 01:26 AM
Crazy: I see what you did there <<

12/02/12 01:25 AM
Sad Eevee: But I threw up the horns...

12/02/12 01:25 AM
Crazy: ...

12/02/12 01:25 AM
Crazy: it was

12/02/12 01:25 AM
Crazy: One that she had learned from one of her friends after many
months of training

12/02/12 01:25 AM
Bad Wolf: o.o...but it was Court and I screaming...and...screaming doesn't come from your esophagus...it comes from your wind pipe..

12/02/12 01:25 AM
Crazy: One that had kept him at bay many times

12/02/12 01:25 AM
Sad Eevee: *massages throat, is quiet now*

12/02/12 01:25 AM
Crazy: it was a technique much feared by Mal

12/02/12 01:24 AM
Crazy: D:

12/02/12 01:24 AM
Crazy: So now Frox had to use her most powerful technique

12/02/12 01:24 AM
Sad Eevee: my poor esophagus ;~;

12/02/12 01:24 AM
Crazy: You threw up the horns during Wolf and Court's Screamo
Metal Duet

12/02/12 01:24 AM
Bad Wolf: Frox! *holds up tape*

12/02/12 01:23 AM
Sad Eevee: Do I have horns?

12/02/12 01:23 AM
Crazy: You were in a blood rage

12/02/12 01:23 AM
Sad Eevee: Why didn't I get one back D:

12/02/12 01:23 AM
Bad Wolf: You were fighting off scary monsters and used them all

12/02/12 01:23 AM
Crazy: Used up all of them killing other monsters

12/02/12 01:23 AM
Sad Eevee: but whyyyyy

12/02/12 01:22 AM
Crazy: You were out of arrows o.o

12/02/12 01:22 AM
Sad Eevee: why could I shoot him in the knee with an arrow? D:

12/02/12 01:22 AM
Bad Wolf: *grabs duck tape and looks at Frox*

12/02/12 01:22 AM
Crazy: then after several groin shots, a knee to the face and 47
punches to the face with her brass knuckles of froxxyness

12/02/12 01:22 AM
Sad Eevee: *squeaks* I has question!q

12/02/12 01:21 AM
Crazy: so using her froxy brain of smartness, Frox then hit Mal in the gut with the bow

12/02/12 01:21 AM
Bad Wolf: *resists urge to laugh*

12/02/12 01:21 AM
Sad Eevee: (Gettin all katniss up in his grill yo)

12/02/12 01:21 AM
Bad Wolf: Nooo D:

12/02/12 01:21 AM
Crazy: but alas but Frox had all of her arrows used up after slaughtering every monster in the castle

12/02/12 01:20 AM
Crazy: Thinking quickly, Frox dodged the lightning matrix style before going for her bow

12/02/12 01:20 AM
Sad Eevee: *squeals and dives under the covers*

12/02/12 01:20 AM
Crazy: throwing lightning bolts at Frox Mal laughed his evil and scary laugh of wickedness

12/02/12 01:19 AM
Bad Wolf: *GASP!*

12/02/12 01:19 AM
Crazy: the answer was Mal who had his cowl on and was ready to do battle

12/02/12 01:19 AM
Bad Wolf: *nods slowly while laying duck tape in front of Frox*

12/02/12 01:18 AM
Crazy: -pation of who was behind this dastardly plot

12/02/12 01:18 AM
Crazy: of course frox

12/02/12 01:18 AM
Sad Eevee: Can you make sure the nightlight stays on?

12/02/12 01:17 AM
Bad Wolf: I'm sorry! I promise I'm listening!

12/02/12 01:17 AM
Crazy: yes frox?

12/02/12 01:17 AM
Sad Eevee: *squeaks* I has other question

12/02/12 01:17 AM
Crazy: For you all must now be in great antici-

12/02/12 01:17 AM
Bad Wolf: I think it's something to do with positive and
negative...and I have no idea I'm just guessing

12/02/12 01:17 AM
Crazy: back to the story

12/02/12 01:17 AM
Crazy: how its built i think o.o

12/02/12 01:16 AM
Sad Eevee: Why is one prong on a plug larger than the other?

12/02/12 01:16 AM
Crazy: yes frox?

12/02/12 01:16 AM
Sad Eevee: *squeaks* I has question

12/02/12 01:16 AM
Crazy: so drinking some elixirs and other health restoring potions, Frox went to the save point then kicked down the door WITH HER FIST

12/02/12 01:15 AM
Crazy: climbing the castle and killing all who opposed her in an angry blood rage of anger, Frox soon found herself outside of the castle's throne room

12/02/12 01:15 AM
Crazy: And thus she would heroically charge the castle and brutally slaughtered all of the monsters in her path

12/02/12 01:14 AM
Crazy: so putting on some facepaint for camoflage and getting a headband and bow and arrow, Frox had now gone into "Rambo Frox who is now on a quest for blood and vengeance" mode

12/02/12 01:13 AM
Crazy: Observing the castle Frox saw that it was in fact guarded by many evil monsters

12/02/12 01:13 AM
Bad Wolf: *snuggles Frox close and eats popcorn* O.O

12/02/12 01:12 AM
Crazy: so tracking the curse back to its home with her awesome eevee senses, Frox found that it originated from a castle

12/02/12 01:12 AM
Crazy: and now she wasn't sad about being cursed either

12/02/12 01:12 AM
Crazy: for she was not happy about being cursed

12/02/12 01:12 AM
Crazy: but now she was an angry eevee

12/02/12 01:11 AM
Crazy: Free from this curse Frox was sad no more

12/02/12 01:10 AM
Crazy: which was so hardcore that the curse was scared and ran off

12/02/12 01:10 AM
Crazy: the answer was that they sung screamo metal

12/02/12 01:10 AM
Crazy: Now what songs did they sing is quite the valid question

12/02/12 01:09 AM
Crazy: and thus they began to sing

12/02/12 01:09 AM
Crazy: But then Court and Wolf fought off this melancholic misery in order to make frox into a happy eevee

12/02/12 01:08 AM
Crazy: so sad that everyone began to cry

12/02/12 01:08 AM
Crazy: and this made everyone else sad

12/02/12 01:07 AM
Crazy: So now she was a Sad Eevee who was sad now

12/02/12 01:07 AM
Crazy: For Frox would one day wake up and find herself cursed with
the dreaded CURSE OF SADNESS

12/02/12 01:07 AM
Crazy: But then a HORRIFYING HORRIBLE EVENT OF HORRIBLENESS WOULD HAPPEN

12/02/12 01:06 AM
Crazy: She would make lots of progress in her investigation

12/02/12 01:06 AM
Sad Eevee: *wide eevee eyes*

12/02/12 01:06 AM
Crazy: and thus Frox would begin to look into this mystery

12/02/12 01:06 AM
Crazy: For what kind of being could make unicorns be evil?

12/02/12 01:05 AM
Bad Wolf: ... D:

12/02/12 01:05 AM
Crazy: obviously this was a mystery for frox to solve

12/02/12 01:05 AM
Crazy: but they were usually good

12/02/12 01:05 AM
Crazy: for the unicorns were evil

12/02/12 01:05 AM
Crazy: good question wolf

12/02/12 01:04 AM
Bad Wolf: Why can't a unicorn be her trusty stead instead D:

12/02/12 01:04 AM
Crazy: which as we all know is a frightening species which made the dodo bird go extinct

12/02/12 01:04 AM
Bad Wolf: Ok, why does she have to fight unicorns?

12/02/12 01:04 AM
Crazy: she fought zombies and unicorns and pandas and even zombified panda unicorns

12/02/12 01:04 AM
Crazy: Who went around and did many magical things

12/02/12 01:03 AM
Crazy: Once there was a magical eevee named frox

12/02/12 01:01 AM
Bad Wolf: Ok while Crazy deals with the story >.> I'll go read

12/02/12 01:01 AM
Crazy: story time

The Amazing Adventures of the Army of Adorableness

SPOILER: Click to show

The red is the story, white is just comments from the peanut gallery.

12/14/12 04:18 PM
Crazy: It was a dark and stormy night as Kurai and Frox were in their tent
12/14/12 04:18 PM
Crazy: plotting
12/14/12 04:18 PM
Crazy: and waiting
12/14/12 04:18 PM
Crazy: and planning
12/14/12 04:18 PM
Katsu: o.o
12/14/12 04:18 PM
Crazy: for how to defeat the army of unadorableness
12/14/12 04:18 PM
Crazy: hi katsu
12/14/12 04:18 PM
Katsu: Defeat them with pokemon.
12/14/12 04:19 PM
Crazy: For they were holed in deep in helm's deep and had hired many sellswords
12/14/12 04:19 PM
Crazy: chief among them was Katsu the dinobot :o
12/14/12 04:19 PM
Katsu: woo~!!!! :o
12/14/12 04:19 PM
Kurai: YES! We have the mighty Katsu on our team!! >:D
12/14/12 04:20 PM
Crazy: actually no
12/14/12 04:20 PM
Crazy: the army of unadorableness does :o
12/14/12 04:20 PM
Katsu: *can be purchased*
12/14/12 04:20 PM
Katsu: *is a sellsword after all*
12/14/12 04:20 PM
Kurai: darn.. read that wrong... ;~;
12/14/12 04:20 PM
Crazy: Constructing siege engines and attacking the fortress it was a battle of great attrition
12/14/12 04:20 PM
Crazy: both sides lost many of their own soldiers
12/14/12 04:21 PM
Crazy: however the army of adorableness had suffered a great blow for Katsu had eviscerated the Great Teddy Bear corps
12/14/12 04:21 PM
Kurai: Not Haru! D':
12/14/12 04:21 PM
Freshly Shaven Eevee: Nooooooo
12/14/12 04:21 PM
Freshly Shaven Eevee: Nooooooooooooo
12/14/12 04:22 PM
Freshly Shaven Eevee: *sobs uncontrollably*
12/14/12 04:22 PM
Katsu: *sneezes out some fluff*
12/14/12 04:22 PM
Kurai: How could you do that to your own son!?! TTATT
12/14/12 04:22 PM
Crazy: So sending out Jeff as a spy due to his lack of adorableness *cough* Jeff began to spy out the enemy
12/14/12 04:23 PM
Jeff of the GFJ: *MGS theme plays*
12/14/12 04:23 PM
Crazy: and what should he find but an opening in the bottle of helm's deep that could be blown apart if someone was insane enough to charge at it with some bombs
12/14/12 04:23 PM
Crazy: But who would volunteer for such a dangerous task?
12/14/12 04:24 PM
Kurai: Miha!
12/14/12 04:24 PM
Crazy: When suddenly a gruff and weathered voice sounded off
12/14/12 04:24 PM
Jeff of the GFJ: Corporal Jones!
12/14/12 04:24 PM
Crazy: The voice of someone with a score to settle
12/14/12 04:24 PM
Crazy: Who's voice was this?
12/14/12 04:24 PM
Crazy: Why it was Haru
12/14/12 04:24 PM
Katsu: :O
12/14/12 04:24 PM
Katsu: MY GREAT NEMESIS LIVES!?
12/14/12 04:24 PM
Crazy: for he had survived the evisceration of his corps
12/14/12 04:25 PM
Kurai: :O *mindblown*
12/14/12 04:26 PM
Crazy: However he had lost an eye and for some reason had grown a 5 o'clock shadow
12/14/12 04:26 PM
Crazy: So putting on his bandana Haru slung the explosives over his shoulder and told the generals to prepare the attack
12/14/12 04:27 PM
Jeff of the GFJ: Nooo! Haru! ;-;
12/14/12 04:27 PM
Crazy: So mobilizing the remainder of their forces, Kurai and Frox waited
12/14/12 04:27 PM
Crazy: Seeing the explosion take out the wall, the armies met for one final clash
12/14/12 04:27 PM
Crazy: It was a great and bloody battle
12/14/12 04:27 PM
Crazy: and things seemed pretty even until Katsu took the field
12/14/12 04:28 PM
Kurai: D: NOOOOOOO!
12/14/12 04:28 PM
Katsu: >:D
12/14/12 04:28 PM
Crazy: Eviscerating many of the divisions it seemed like nothing would stop him
12/14/12 04:28 PM
Crazy: Until a shadowy figure supplexed him and began to fight him
12/14/12 04:28 PM
Crazy: FOR IT WAS HARU
12/14/12 04:29 PM
Kurai: HE LIVES!!! AGAIN!!
12/14/12 04:29 PM
Crazy: Having survived the explosion by actually throwing the bombs instead of blowing himself up along with the wall, Haru was ready for battle
12/14/12 04:29 PM
Katsu: *has fire breath!* :O
12/14/12 04:30 PM
Crazy: Facing Katsu, Haru said 'I'm not even angry'
12/14/12 04:30 PM
Crazy: 'I'm being so sincere right now'
12/14/12 04:30 PM
Freshly Shaven Eevee: Crazy, marry me so I can bear your babies of science
12/14/12 04:30 PM
Crazy: "Even though you ripped out my heart and killed me'
12/14/12 04:30 PM
Crazy: *shields childlike innocence*
12/14/12 04:30 PM
Kurai: Shh, froxy.. He's not done with the story.. >>
12/14/12 04:31 PM
Crazy: AND SO THE DUEL CONTINUED
12/14/12 04:31 PM
Jeff of the GFJ: If you want bear kids, shouldn't you marry Haru?
12/14/12 04:31 PM
Freshly Shaven Eevee: BUT I AM SO IN LOVE WITH HIM ;~;
12/14/12 04:31 PM
Kurai: along with six other people wifey.. >>;
12/14/12 04:31 PM
Freshly Shaven Eevee: touche jeff
12/14/12 04:31 PM
Crazy: Slowly but surely the armies of unadorableness were beaten back
12/14/12 04:31 PM
Freshly Shaven Eevee: I love everyone but mal ;~;
12/14/12 04:31 PM
Jeff of the GFJ: Noooooooooo
12/14/12 04:32 PM
Crazy: But meanwhile the Haru vs. Katsu fight still continued
12/14/12 04:32 PM
Crazy: Until Katsu had an important revelation to tell Haru
12/14/12 04:32 PM
Crazy: 'Haru...I am your father'
12/14/12 04:32 PM
Kurai: :O No way!
12/14/12 04:32 PM
Jeff of the GFJ: *le gasp!*
12/14/12 04:32 PM
Katsu: I DEMAND A DNA TEST
12/14/12 04:32 PM
Crazy: Screaming out to the heavens in suprise. Haru then demanded that they go play catch and watch baseball and do other stereotypical father son bonding things
12/14/12 04:32 PM
Kurai: It says it's positive Katsu.. >>
12/14/12 04:33 PM
Katsu: Oh, well. Damn.
12/14/12 04:33 PM
Crazy: So leaving the battlefield they did so and were truly able to bond as father and son after pillaging a couple cities
12/14/12 04:33 PM
Kurai: But what of the leaders? D:
12/14/12 04:34 PM
Crazy: Meanwhile with their only hope of survival gone, the armies of unadorableness surrendered to Frox and Kurai
12/14/12 04:34 PM
Crazy: So taking the survivors prisoner, Frox and Kurai celebrated their victory
12/14/12 04:35 PM
Crazy: By murdering all of the prisoners and turning their armor into instruments to party with
12/14/12 04:35 PM
Crazy: just like the Ewoks
12/14/12 04:35 PM
Crazy: The End :o

SPOILER: Click to show

As seen on Bechamel's Gossip

"This is the story of Steve the ninja. Now Steve was a brave soul and had a habit of taking the hair off his foes which he then used to make a new ninja outfit. However the foes that he had made bald wanted revenge. So they invented a hair tonic. A hair tonic OF EVIL! And using this hair tonic they made their hair grow back. Except instead of ordinary hair it was EVIL HAIR.

Now this evil hair did many bad things, like get into other people's food and clog their drains. Plus it also shot laser beams. And thus these villains began a reign of terror upon the city.

So Steve drew his katana and his shears and he prepared to do battle. But he knew that he would likely perish in the attempt, but that didn't matter, for they had made it personal by putting hair in his sushi. So Steve used his ninja tactics to take down a few of them, but then the other villains gathered together to face Steve.

As our brave ninja journeyed to take down the villains, he saw how they had all gathered together. But not only that, they had also combined into a giant hair monster! What was Steve to do?

But that's when he remembered his secret weapon. The ninja outfit he had made out of their hair. So coating it with napalm he threw it onto the monster which then burned to ashes.

The End

This one by Kurai

04/25/13 12:33 PM
Anti-Eevee Kuraivee: Once upon a time, there was a shini named Kurisuna.

04/25/13 12:34 PM
Anti-Eevee Kuraivee: She was a beautiful woman, not a flaw in sight.

04/25/13 12:35 PM
Anti-Eevee Kuraivee: Her favorite hobbies were tending to her garden and creeping about in the night.

04/25/13 12:35 PM
Anti-Eevee Kuraivee: Searching for any prey to slice.

04/25/13 12:37 PM
Anti-Eevee Kuraivee: One night, she came upon a stream, hiding behind a tree, for she had come across two hollow. *gasp!*

4/25/13 12:38 PM
Anti-Eevee Kuraivee: Kuri was about to creep upon said hollows when a wild rukon child appeared!

04/25/13 12:39 PM
Anti-Eevee Kuraivee: And Kuri did what any good Kuri would do, stab them in the eye.

04/25/13 12:40 PM
Anti-Eevee Kuraivee: Once finished with the stabbing, Kuri would then appear from behind the tree, decapitating the humanoid hollow, the dragony one wailing in fear and long gone.

04/25/13 12:41 PM
Anti-Eevee Kuraivee: Kuri would then continue on her killing spree by seducing another arrancar, gutting him so.

04/25/13 12:42 PM
Anti-Eevee Kuraivee: Shortly followed by the beautifully slicing of a fellow comrade.

04/25/13 12:44 PM
Anti-Eevee Kuraivee: Kuri then left the scene, telling the old man Malik that they were ambused.

04/25/13 12:44 PM
Anti-Eevee Kuraivee: Malik, like any Malik would do, took the story to heart. Little did he know that Kuri was plotting his own demise.

04/25/13 12:46 PM
Anti-Eevee Kuraivee: Kuri waited a few days for the hype of the hollow invasion to blow over before she finally made her move.

<<< And after the death of Malik, Kuri's true self would appear! The combined efforts of Shini, Rukon, and Hollows were no match for her bloodlust

<<< Soon, Kurisuna was the only thing left alive. Once she realized that, she returned to cultivating her true loves, the forest and plants.
The end.