So, for those who know I'm not allowed to use any im chat whatsoever while I'm at work, however I am quite allowed to post in forums. So, since the c-box is out for me at this point and I miss you lot like crazy... I found a loophole!

Only took me near 3 months XDD

So, between calls or during long hold times, I'll pop in here and be all "Yo, talk to me!" And as we have a lot of time in between calls right this moment..

Talk to me peeps! *eyes box* Silly Haru, a party of one isn't a real party. It's just how nutters are born~

But you're smelly and I dunno if I can because your smell chases me away D: S'all.. mac-y and stuff. No cheese. HOW DO YOU HAVE MACS WITHOUT CHEESE I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

I have cheese at my desk, actually. o.o

Cheese with Mac isn't Mac and Cheese. It's like having jelly on the side with your peanut butter sandwich. It's wrong and false and anybody who says otherwise is dumb. >:/

I don't like jelly on my peanut butter sammich, why ruin the wonder that is peanut butter with jelly? It's just stupid.

Additionally, Haru is one hell of a flower. A Beary, beary flower.

AKITHULU AWAKENS FROM THE DEPTHS OF R'LYEH TO TERRORIZE MAL'S THREAD.

Just kidding. Hi Mal. :v

No, what's stupid is that thing you said, because there was a patent lack of thought and dare I even say empathy behind it. You are, quite frankly, a monster, and everybody knows of the hundred-some uses George Washington Carver found for the peanut, making a 'peanut butter sandwich' was not one of them, because that was dumb. Unless it was, but he had to add the addendum 'only with jam spread as well'. Because otherwise the use would have been 'a peanut butter and jelly sandwich'.

What is this I dont even...and why was I insulted in a thead Im not even in? Twice? D:

Because these are the insults you need, though you don't deserve them right now.

I have a party of one every day, around 3-5 times, depeding on mood.

Dec 31, 2012 8:55:35 GMT -8 @hanataro said:

No, what's stupid is that thing you said, because there was a patent lack of thought and dare I even say empathy behind it. You are, quite frankly, a monster, and everybody knows of the hundred-some uses George Washington Carver found for the peanut, making a 'peanut butter sandwich' was not one of them, because that was dumb. Unless it was, but he had to add the addendum 'only with jam spread as well'. Because otherwise the use would have been 'a peanut butter and jelly sandwich'.

If it was an addendum, we would have ''a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, only with jam spread as well.'' :/

Dec 31, 2012 9:19:03 GMT -8 @kurisuna said:

Dec 31, 2012 8:55:35 GMT -8 @hanataro said:

No, what's stupid is that thing you said, because there was a patent lack of thought and dare I even say empathy behind it. You are, quite frankly, a monster, and everybody knows of the hundred-some uses George Washington Carver found for the peanut, making a 'peanut butter sandwich' was not one of them, because that was dumb. Unless it was, but he had to add the addendum 'only with jam spread as well'. Because otherwise the use would have been 'a peanut butter and jelly sandwich'.

If it was an addendum, we would have ''a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, only with jam spread as well.'' :/

Which as a whole, is a stupid concept. *nods knowingly*

And hi!

Ugh, no, just, all of you. All of you are dumb, and no. This is so beneath me I don't even know. This is like a thing I feel like I'm only making myself worse on every possible level for being a part of and you should all feel bad for doing it to me >:I

I feel quite fine.

Delicious Spam

You are endorsing concepts that are anathema to the staple foods of humankind: PB&J with jam, mac and cheese with cheese, hemispherical bacon balls...

Inedible, really. :/

I concur Aki-san, and don't be spamming Haru! As I explained I can't talk on box due to work rules! I's lonely so dun spam me, speeeeak!

And I, like Blue am completely chill with it, Cain.

*eviscerates, flees*

sent from my notsosmartphone of breakingthingsness

*picks up his innards* T~T

*absconds with kidneys*

sent from my notsosmartphone of breakingthingsness

Oi, stop that! D:

*delivers a steak and kidney pie*

*dresses it with herbs*

A peace offering for you~

sent from my notsosmartphone of breakingthingsness

Well.. I do like steak.. And pie..

And arsenic*

sent from my notsosmartphone of breakingthingsness

Mal loves arsenic?

Not so much *passes the plate over to Cain* Him on the other hand.. Loves it.

*sighs* Where's Katsu when you need him?

*Eats plate* Sissy >:I