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Post by zoi on Feb 25, 2013 8:18:30 GMT -8
I Could Pee On This Her new sweater doesn't smell of me I could pee on that She's gone out for the day and left her laptop on the counter I could pee on that Her new boyfriend just pushed my head away I could pee on him She's ignoring me ignoring her I could pee everywhere She's making up for it by putting me on her lap I could pee on this I could pee on this
- Francesco Marciuliano This contest was inspired by a book of poems I bought awhile back (when I got the book for the Elementary contest). It is done entirely from a cat's view point. This contest is similar, but you may choose to write the poem from the viewpoint of any animal. The poem my be in any form, from a sonnet to a haiku and anything in between. You have two weeks to get your poems in. There will be two categories, best written and funniest. All poems will be entered in both.
If you have any questions, feel free to PM me.
Rules:1. It cannot be a poem that already exists. 2. It must be written by you; no asking someone else to write it. 3. It has to be completely from a single animal's point of view. 4. Nothing that violates AK's content policy. 5. Due date is March 11th, 2013. No late entries. Prizes:First - 30 Gold, 15 RP, Custom Title or Colors
Second - 15 Gold, 10 RP, Custom Title or Colors
Third - 5 Gold, 5 RP, Custom Title or Colors
All entries will be added to the poetry section of the Third Division Library thread.
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Post by zoi on Feb 26, 2013 8:38:26 GMT -8
To promote the contest, I will be posting a poem from the book here every day. I'll also use this time to address questions sent in via PM with the Additional Information spoiler.
You can submit more than one poem, though if more than one of yours wins in a single category (say you get first and third for two different poems in best written), you only get the first prize and the next closest for third place will take that spot instead. You may withdraw or edit your poem prior to the final due date. Entries should be PMed to me as the contest announcement thread is locked. You may submit a reading of your poem though I need the text copy as well.
Nature's Way The leaf twirls gently to the dry ground The flake tumbles lightly to the snowy mound The lightning falls mightily to the earth with a crash And I plummet sleepily from the fridge to the trash Such is nature's way
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Post by zoi on Mar 1, 2013 8:44:46 GMT -8
I apologize for forgetting to update here. So you get three poems today.
Brothers They say we are brothers though we look nothing alike They say we are family though we differ so much I am tabby, you are brown I am long, you are short I am thin, you are stout I am lively, you are shy I am a kitten, you are a hamster But kin is kin So let me run on your wheel
- Francesco Marciuliano Cat Proverb They say there are Twenty-four hours in a day But I am only up for three of them And two I consider overtime
- Francesco Marciuliano Nine Lives The first life is for running The second life is for staring The third life is for climbing The fourth life is for tearing The fifth life is for sleeping The sixth life is for sleeping The seventh life is for sleeping The eighth life is for sleeping The ninth life is for writing my memoirs
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Post by zoi on Mar 2, 2013 8:36:41 GMT -8
Just the Two of Us There is nothing like long Direct Intense Awkward Unfortunate Eye Contact To help us see That maybe you put my litter box Too close to your favorite chair
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Post by zoi on Mar 4, 2013 18:20:47 GMT -8
Call Me You can Call me "Muffins" All you want But 'til You add "Sir" At the start I'm not turning my head
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Post by zoi on Mar 5, 2013 10:53:41 GMT -8
My Tail If my tail is curved then I am at ease If it is tucked then do what you please If it twitches then get out of my sight If it is to one side then I'm free for the night If it is fluffed then I simply can't deal If it swishes then it's about to get real If it is erect then for you I give thanks If it is gone then I'm probably Manx If it grabs food then you're petting a monkey
You should probably walk away right now
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Post by zoi on Mar 6, 2013 11:04:16 GMT -8
Elegy for a Toy I Broke You no longer jingle You no longer roll You no longer do anything Since I had to see what made you work
I can't deal with all this guilt I can't express my deep, deep grief I can't believe what a cheap piece of crap you were Seriously, I hardly touched you before you broke- Francesco Marciuliano
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Post by zoi on Mar 7, 2013 11:39:46 GMT -8
Sushi Did you really think that you could hide fish in rice? Oh, the green paste burns!
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Post by zoi on Mar 11, 2013 7:42:05 GMT -8
This is the last day to send in entries. Cold This table is cold That hand is cold The needle is cold The stethoscope is cold The doctor is cold The nurse is cold This room is cold The only thing that's warm is the puddle of urine I made on the vet's notes
- Francesco Marciuliano
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