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Post by Caden Reinhart on Mar 1, 2013 3:57:38 GMT -8
Granted, but in this version you play as Phil Collins who has only his voice to save the day I wish for Super Miz to face of The Miz at Wresselmania in a three stages of hell match!
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Post by zoi on Mar 1, 2013 8:17:06 GMT -8
Granted, but the match is never released to the public so you can't see it.
I wish I had something to eat.
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Mar 1, 2013 9:12:22 GMT -8
Granted, but you all you have are uncooked pork hearts.
I wish I didn't dream about driving a nonmagical schoolbus.
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Post by zoi on Mar 1, 2013 12:45:56 GMT -8
Granted, but in order to dream about driving a magical school bus, you must battle Ms. Frizzle and sadly, no one can defeat Ms. Frizzle.
I wish Koji would make a list of all his special edition pinup collections. >,,>
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Post by Mallach Dirson on Mar 1, 2013 13:07:28 GMT -8
Granted, but then the forum overloads and dies.
I wish my vision would remain focused and stop spinning.
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Post by zoi on Mar 1, 2013 13:39:11 GMT -8
Granted, but your head starts spinning instead. Time to see a priest.
I wish the dogs would like the dishes in the sink clean and it was sanitary too so I wouldn't have to do them anymore.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2013 14:26:50 GMT -8
Granted but then then they proceed to break the plates
I wish I didn't have to go to the bank
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Mar 1, 2013 18:34:01 GMT -8
Granted.now you never have any money ever despite being a mad scientist
I wish I could work where I wanna work and how I wanna work and look like a boss while doing it
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2013 21:39:00 GMT -8
Granted but you end up working as an assistant in my LABORATORY OF MAD SCIENCE and end up getting caught in an explosion after I accidentally blew up a bowl of cereal again.
I wish spring break was longer than just 1 week...and for a good defense lawyer to deal with some labor complaints
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Mar 1, 2013 21:47:52 GMT -8
Granted, but you blew you up too so you don't really need them
I wish I could sleep in kojis bed.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2013 22:05:08 GMT -8
granted but then it explodes
I wish spring break was longer
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Post by zoi on Mar 2, 2013 8:11:12 GMT -8
Granted, but you get arrested for exploding in public places at the start of break and spend the entire time in there.
I wish people only needed four hours of sleep for optimal functioning.
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Post by Caden Reinhart on Mar 2, 2013 14:07:13 GMT -8
Granted but the maximum time of optimal operations would be turned down to six hours I wish the up coming refurnishing of my house goes smoothly
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2013 19:06:55 GMT -8
Granted but then I blow up your house
I wish my coke was cold
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Mar 2, 2013 23:00:40 GMT -8
Granted but it's just not the same when it is warm.
I wish i had an iphone
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Post by Mallach Dirson on Mar 3, 2013 9:34:35 GMT -8
Granted, but sadly its locked to a carrier that you dislike and they won't unlock it for you to use on another service.
I wish my feet weren't sore.
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Post by Kuerina Darkblaed on Mar 3, 2013 9:37:17 GMT -8
Granted, they now stink really bad to the point that Frox never wants to see you ever!
I wish I wasn't cold.
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Post by Mallach Dirson on Mar 3, 2013 9:38:21 GMT -8
Granted, I use my feet to warm you up. And now you stink just as bad and have the same ill luck.
I wish my body wash didn't dry out my skin this morning.
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Post by Caden Reinhart on Mar 3, 2013 13:35:53 GMT -8
Granted, you skin is immune to the body wash and is contstantly dry
I wish I could have acess to ALL THE FLAVOURS of chips in the world o.o
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2013 14:30:16 GMT -8
Granted but they are in the form of very very small crumbs which you can't pick up I wish for a magical pony
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Post by zoi on Mar 4, 2013 11:52:11 GMT -8
Granted, but it uses its magic to make you explode.
I wish I had a Crazy fueled time-turner.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2013 11:57:17 GMT -8
Granted. It explodes, leaving you stranded. I wish you were here, next poster
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Post by Kuerina Darkblaed on Mar 4, 2013 12:15:44 GMT -8
Granted, but then you see how annoying I really am and wished you didn't have this wish granted.
I wish my writing skills weren't so terrible.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2013 18:48:34 GMT -8
Granted but now they're horrible
I wish my physics teacher would actually give out the sheet of formulas for this quarter so we can use that on tests.
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Mar 4, 2013 19:58:27 GMT -8
granted, but he typed them wrong expecting you to know the difference and you fail.
I wish I had a wish to wish
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Post by zoi on Mar 5, 2013 11:08:19 GMT -8
Granted, but thinking it'd get corrupted, you wished for something terrible and it actually came true.
Crazy will be missed.
I wish I didn't get so sleepy in the middle of the day.
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Post by Caden Reinhart on Mar 5, 2013 14:12:01 GMT -8
Granted, you have so much energy you cant possbily focus on anything and you run around town jumping in the air like you dont care I wish I could catch up on all the stuff I need to know to be the best Civilization V player ever
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Post by zoi on Mar 6, 2013 4:25:07 GMT -8
Granted, but the game is banned from the universe by the time you finish learning, so you wasted all that time for nothing.
I wish Haru's corruption of my last wish was true because that sounds like a great workout.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2013 17:38:17 GMT -8
Granted, but then you accidentally jump in front of a bus and die. ._.; (Anyone besides me noticing a theme with my granted wishes? XD All involve death/dying, rofl.)
I wish, I wish...! My granted wishes didn't involve death all the time. XD
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2013 21:31:32 GMT -8
Granted but now they involve maiming
I wish I needed less sleep in order to function normally
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