[About]

The rules for this game are pretty simple. You make a wish and the next person to post grants it, but also corrupts it! Then they make their own wish. For example:

Cain - I wish I had a corgi!

Me - Granted, but it eats all of your boxers, throws up on all of your shirts, and pees on you every time you pick it up! Now I wish I was married!

Chakaara - Granted, but you have to marry Cain! Now I wish for Yugioh to be real!

And so on and so forth!

I'll start!

I wish that that our fridge had food right now.

Granted - but it's all spoiled!

I wish my tummy didn't ache!

Granted but now you're stomach is going to explode.

I wish for a paradox!

Granted, but you don't have one!

I wish I knew how to drive!

Granted - but you can only drive on ice!

I wish sunflower seeds weren't so addicting.

Granted, but now you're addicted to Meth!

I wish for a Batmobile!

Granted - your crib is now adorned with a mobile decorated in bats!

I wish we'd have thought to start cooking sooner...

Granted! However, you started cooking too soon and burnt your food!

I wish I had more popsicles

Granted - but they're poopsicles.

I wish I had more sweet sweet cola :<

Granted but you develop a deadly allergy, your throat closes off, and you suffocate to death ^^

I wish ^^^^ would happen

Granted, but it happens to Ki.

I wish for Heroes to come back on air.

Granted, but you died when I did because of bad karma and you don't get to see it anyways. :B

I wish Akon had more screen time in Bleach.

Granted, but you forget who he is/don't care like the rest of us.

I wish Shunsui had more screen time on bleach.

Granted but a Hollow eats his face off, he survives and is surgically grafted a new face out his his rear-end. Now not only is he missing his rear-end but he looks like he's wearing a skin-tight mask of himself.


I wish Missingno wasn't such an ass.

Granted - now all the other Pokemon are even more asses.

I wish Hollywood got some new, quality ideas.

Granted, sadly, it's all the crappy old ideas with that crappy Hollywood bullcrap over it.

I wish my head would stop buzzing.

Granted; however, now the rest of your body is buzzing at twice the volume.

I wish my wish was corrupted.

Granted, but you forgot you made the wish.

I wish, I wish, I was a fish.

Granted, sadly, it's so corrupt that you are now a rotting bag of flesh. o.o

I wish for cheeze-its!

Granted - Too bad the guys back at the factory effed this batch up -- all the cheeze-it's are infected with immature cheese.


I wish for a Beret.

Granted, but it gives you lice!

I wish that I had all of the Smashing Pumpkins CDs!

Granted - but they're all in pieces!

I wish I had some delicious vanilla coke ;D

Granted, but Miz peed in all of them. >____>

I wish my husband wasn't such a butthead. >:|

Granted, but now he's a double-poop-head!

Wish my corgi didn't expel matter so much D:

Granted. Now all that he consumes is converted to a pure energy state and fired from his rear in the form of a deadly laser beam.

I wish I had a cookie.

Granted. The Make-a-Wish foundation donates a cookie to your cause, though you will never actually be in possession of it.

I wish for a playset of CP07-EN005 Super Rare Lonefire Blossoms.

Granted; alas, with their arrival, you discover you have a total lack of knowledge on all things Yugioh.

I wish I had a comfortable bed to sleep in.

Granted, sadly it's a dumpster.

I wish I hadn't suddenly gotten allergies.

Granted, now you've had them all your life.

I wish the next post was written in bawks language.

Granted, but it still looks like normal English to you.

I wish my computer would run Photoshop at the same time as Firefox or even MSN.