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Post by zoi on Mar 7, 2013 11:37:42 GMT -8
Granted, but you have an addiction to sleep so it doesn't matter.
I wish I didn't have family coming over this weekend.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2013 14:37:45 GMT -8
Granted but now they come over every day
I wish for an intervention for my tragic sleep addiction
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Post by Caden Reinhart on Mar 9, 2013 16:31:29 GMT -8
Granted. The Chinese government intervenies and tries to heal you with electric shock theraphy. CAUSE GAMES DID IT! I wish I had one of them fancy three screen set up's for my computer
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Mar 9, 2013 16:32:35 GMT -8
Granted, but you are not ready to change and the intervention is ineffective.
I wish I could go to RTX with Koji in his fancy new car.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2013 21:30:13 GMT -8
Granted but then the car explodes
I wish my homework didn't take so long to do
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Mar 11, 2013 10:42:26 GMT -8
Granted, now it takes doubly long to do.
I wish I was explosive. D:
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2013 12:54:41 GMT -8
Granted but then everyone avoids you for fear of being blown up
I wish we didn't use the masteringphysics program in order to do physics work
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Mar 11, 2013 13:25:14 GMT -8
Granted, you now use Microsoft word, which does absolutely nothing to assist you.
I wish I could type better D:
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2013 19:29:57 GMT -8
Granted but you have lots of typos
I wish my wrist didn't hurt
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Post by Kuerina Darkblaed on Mar 12, 2013 8:26:23 GMT -8
Granted, now your face hurts. All day, erry day.
I wish I could get a massage.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2013 9:59:23 GMT -8
Granted, but your deep tissue massage is TOO deep and you end up worse than when you go in (Was it bad for a Massage Therapist to answer that one?) I wish I could get paid to eat food.
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Mar 16, 2013 10:14:17 GMT -8
Granted, but it's never enough. Ever.
I wish I could unclog my drain without glorious effort on my part.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2013 10:15:23 GMT -8
Granted, but the person you get to do it doesn't do a good enough job and you later realize that they clogged it up more. I wish for more explosions
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Mar 16, 2013 10:18:10 GMT -8
Granted, Crazy now invades your immune system and you systematically explode from the inside out, one lymphocyte at a time.
I wish I knew exactly what kind of meat I just ingested.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2013 10:19:26 GMT -8
Granted, but the knowledge makes you physically sick and you spend the rest of the day vomiting.
I wish to be resurrected!
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Mar 16, 2013 10:20:59 GMT -8
Granted, you are now Shigeo's minion. I wish my esophagus would rupture from all this vomiting
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2013 10:26:27 GMT -8
Granted, you then proceed to die. I wish.. I wasn't Shigeo's minion.
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Mar 16, 2013 10:28:12 GMT -8
Granted, but since I died I am now his minion and I have a vendetta against the previous minions. I mean, brainzzzzzzzzzzzz.
I wish I could pop my knee D:
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2013 10:29:37 GMT -8
Granted, but it shatters. Good luck walking now.
I wish I was an armed zombie.
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Mar 16, 2013 10:31:52 GMT -8
Granted, you have a dozen arms and nothing else.
I wish I did not eat a dorf sausage x.x
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2013 10:33:39 GMT -8
Granted, in exchange you eat a dwarf sausage.
I wish my dozen arms had weapons so I could be the zombie Gilgamesh.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2013 10:59:30 GMT -8
Granted. Unfortunately the arms have the strength of a deflated balloon, with none of the flexibility.
I wish Frox and I did live in the same place ;-;
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2013 11:05:40 GMT -8
Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanted, but one of you is hit by a double-Decker bus. Ouch.
I wish.. I was not so flimsy.
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Mar 16, 2013 11:24:36 GMT -8
Granted. You're filmy.
I wish I would have been the one to be hit by the bus, not Jeff D:
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2013 11:25:30 GMT -8
Granted, you die again.
I wish I was driving that bus.
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Mar 16, 2013 11:26:36 GMT -8
Granted, you're now in prison for second degree vehicular manslaughter
i wish your parole was denied O:<
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2013 13:58:42 GMT -8
Granted. Now I have neither of you.
I wish Frox would change her mind and realise the one with reserves should be the one to be hit.
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Mar 16, 2013 20:55:36 GMT -8
Granted, but I change it again.
I wish I had managed to watch the second season of Game of Thrones so that I may eagerly await the third without trepidation.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2013 22:23:15 GMT -8
Granted but now the rain weeps over your halls and there's not a soul to hear
I wish for I could torture Joffrey in horrifying ways
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Mar 16, 2013 22:35:08 GMT -8
Granted but since he's not real, you get no satisfaction from it.
I wish my legs won't be bruised or otherwise damaged in the morning.
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