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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2012 18:16:55 GMT -8
granted but during the rest of the year the temperature is in the hundreds
I wish I could fly
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Post by zoi on Aug 16, 2012 7:51:13 GMT -8
Granted, but since you can fly, you can now fall from the sky, which you do quite frequently to your dismay.
I wish I had a self-cleaning litter box for Chiki. ._.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2012 8:57:02 GMT -8
Granted but Chiki refuses to use it
I wish my computer didn't have any loading times
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2012 12:04:44 GMT -8
Granted, but to accomplish this it no longer loads anything. Congratulations, you have a very expensive paper weight.
I wish I could magically create french fries wherever I go.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2012 18:46:48 GMT -8
granted but you get sick from eating too many french fries
I wish I wasn't so nervous about going to college
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2012 18:50:06 GMT -8
Granted, but now your paranoid that rabid squirrels are out to get you.
I wish I had self control...or more of it.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2012 18:54:59 GMT -8
Granted but then you lose it
I wish it would rain ice cream
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2012 18:57:17 GMT -8
Granted, but ants now rule the earth as they cover everything to devour the sticky mess.
I wish my dog could talk.
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Post by Mallach Dirson on Aug 16, 2012 19:14:26 GMT -8
Granted but then it says some very unkind things about your general person.
I wish for something shiny to put on my book shelf.
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Aug 16, 2012 19:33:03 GMT -8
Granted, however magpies show up and not only steal your shiny things, but poop all over your shelf.
I wish that would happen.
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Post by Mallach Dirson on Aug 16, 2012 19:43:53 GMT -8
Granted, but it's your shelf <<
I wish for a better wish.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2012 21:13:00 GMT -8
granted but it isn't for you
I wish for more books
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2012 4:04:18 GMT -8
Granted. You are now the proud owner of every Twillight book ever made and those that will be produced. And I mean every. Copy. In the entire world.
I wish my nose would stop itching.
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Post by zoi on Aug 17, 2012 9:47:37 GMT -8
Granted, but now the inside of both of your ears itch, right in that spot where you can never reach it.
I wish my mom and sister would act like adults and not fight over the car ever week. >,,>
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2012 12:34:46 GMT -8
Granted, but now they fight over the car every day.
I wish summer wouldn't end so soon
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2012 19:38:03 GMT -8
Granted, but now it's over 110 degrees everyday. Way to hot to ever do anything. You ultimately destroyed the world. Thanks a lot, bub.
I wish I was a surgeon.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2012 22:30:17 GMT -8
Granted but you get fired
I wish gas was cheaper
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Post by zoi on Aug 19, 2012 8:11:46 GMT -8
Granted, but cars are now fueled by milk, which is more expensive per gallon.
I wish I had an unlimited supply of cherry limeade.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2012 8:17:53 GMT -8
Granted, you get the most sour drink of the land, while everyone else gets lemonade.
I wish to 0/0.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2012 20:58:43 GMT -8
Don't know what that means, but it's granted and you suck at it.
I wish people could live on Mars.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2012 21:38:58 GMT -8
Granted but everyone gets taken over by some sort of water monster.
I wish I had a TARDIS
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Aug 19, 2012 22:31:39 GMT -8
Granted, however it gets stuck in this time in this verse and it wont let you fix it
I wish I had interwebz
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2012 8:12:11 GMT -8
Granted. A bunch of spiders build a connected network of webs about your home.
I wish decisions weren't so damn hard.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2012 8:57:41 GMT -8
Granted, sadly, your decisions are made for you by GLADos, and all about tests she decides you should run. Oh schnaps.
I wish for a new laptop.
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Post by zoi on Aug 20, 2012 9:12:54 GMT -8
Granted, but for some reason, your pants catch fire, burning both you and the new laptop. >,,>
I wish Chakaara would come to her senses and realize that Crazy is the Werehollow. :o
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2012 9:15:08 GMT -8
NOT GRANTED. NOT GRANTED EVER. >:l
I wish Koji was actually the Werehollow so it turns out that I didn't make a fool out of myself.
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Post by zoi on Aug 20, 2012 9:16:48 GMT -8
Granted, but then I reveal the secrets of your journal that I stole. <,,<
I wish that Koji isn't the Werehollow so I can be right. >:|
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2012 9:21:50 GMT -8
Granted, but since they're tied, the RNG lynches Koji anyway.
I wish they were both Werehollow. /universe shatters
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Post by zoi on Aug 20, 2012 9:25:38 GMT -8
Granted, but neither gets voted off! D8
I wish I had some privacy. ._.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2012 12:02:23 GMT -8
Granted, but it doesn't last.
I wish everyone would realize that I'm not a werehollow
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