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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Jun 29, 2012 12:39:34 GMT -8
Granted, however the power goes out, a storm rages, and your most cherished plushie comes to life in the style of Slappy the Dummy.
I wish I was a male.
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Post by Bard "Dual-Strike" Alrikson on Jul 1, 2012 7:55:04 GMT -8
Granted, but you're a very effeminate male, so everyone still sees you has Le Awesome Froxxeh of the Dapper Court.
I wish for cannons.
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Post by Caden Reinhart on Jul 1, 2012 13:26:35 GMT -8
Granted. Here are some Lego cannons, just perfect for you Pirate boat's, argh >,,>
I wish for omnomnomz
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Jul 1, 2012 19:14:44 GMT -8
Granted, however you are suddenly struck by a severe case cuteness, and are stuck as though you are repeating the omnomnom video on loop. With lettuce.
I wish my paycheck wasn't smaller than my mortgage.
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Post by Bard "Dual-Strike" Alrikson on Jul 7, 2012 9:02:54 GMT -8
Granted, however, the government notices that you are making more money, decides it needs a bigger share, and takes your extra money, leaving you right back where you started.
I wish to be reincarnated as a well loved dog in a kind and loving family.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2012 13:34:22 GMT -8
Granted - unfortunately, they simply cannot afford a new puppy, and wind up having to sell you to Mr. Vick, a very nice man who promises you much exercise.
I wish the slip n' slide I am about to slip and slide all over was double the slipper-sliding goodness!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2012 20:14:20 GMT -8
Granted. But because of this you slip so hard that you slide... STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!!!!
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You die of asphyxiation. Probably.
I wish for clogs.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2012 20:49:43 GMT -8
Granted, now your sinks, tub/shower (w/e you have) toilet, and all other water fixtures with drains are now clogged to the point of needing a plumber ^^
I wish I could do magic with my wand.
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Post by Caden Reinhart on Jul 8, 2012 4:14:09 GMT -8
Granted. You wand can magicly sommon toads. Giant toads. Everywhere o-o
I wish I could RP with you gaiz already D:
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Jul 8, 2012 6:52:37 GMT -8
Granted, however we are all in some state of being threadlocked and/or otherwise fully engaged, and you're back. To where you are now: waiting.
I wish I didn't start reading The Stand before I got sick e.e
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Post by Bard "Dual-Strike" Alrikson on Jul 8, 2012 10:12:41 GMT -8
Granted. While you are sick, though, "The Stand" is banned world wide, and a massive global coalition is put together to remove the book from existence. You never get to read it.
I wish Cain's head was trapped in a never ending cycle of exploding, reforming, and exploding again.
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Jul 9, 2012 19:53:56 GMT -8
Granted, however you don't find this as amusing or worthwhile as you thought and you quickly lose interest without fixing Cain.
I wish this:
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Post by Caden Reinhart on Jul 16, 2012 12:05:55 GMT -8
Granted, but from now on you end every sentance you write, speak or even think with POS
I wish this one girl stoped being so confusing x.x
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Jul 16, 2012 12:54:22 GMT -8
Granted, however the moment she and all other females make sense, your mind cannot take it and you lose it.
I wish my yogurt could make up its mind about how much fruit it has.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2012 16:05:15 GMT -8
Granted. It has none. This makes you sad.
I wish it would rain.
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Jul 16, 2012 20:59:25 GMT -8
Granted, however it rains in Arizona and we're both sol
I wish my brain wouldn't combine minecraft and pandemics into consecutive REM cycles.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2012 18:51:42 GMT -8
Granted, but now your brain combines imagery of ducks locked in a fiery battle to the death with the pony swag song.
I wish I could always get what I want, despite that damn song disagreeing with me.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2012 20:12:26 GMT -8
Granted. But it turns out that what you really, really want is a zigazig ah. And that's all you get.
I wish for a new pair of shoes.
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Jul 29, 2012 0:19:00 GMT -8
granted, however they are slightly used and smell bad by the time they are new to you.
i wish i can stop stabbing myself with needles.
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Post by zoi on Aug 7, 2012 10:30:10 GMT -8
Granted, but now you keep getting splinters that you can't get out since you can't dig them out with a needle without stabbing yourself.
I wish I didn't have to stay with my parents while Cain is gone. ~_~
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Post by Mallach Dirson on Aug 9, 2012 13:51:33 GMT -8
Granted. Now you get to stay with me. I wish that my back wasn't causing me such agony right now.
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Post by Caden Reinhart on Aug 10, 2012 6:26:11 GMT -8
Granted, we made an massage apointment...with Bane. A very angry Bane
I wish I had an awsome Zanny to give to Haru
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Post by zoi on Aug 10, 2012 8:26:09 GMT -8
Granted, but Haru can't make good use of it anyways. I wish my mom wasn't crazy!
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Post by Mallach Dirson on Aug 10, 2012 19:26:24 GMT -8
Granted, instead she's so overly loving she drives you completely insane, so much so that soon you are made a resident of a loony bin, in where your room is lined with white padding.
I wish I could flip a switch between good luck and bad luck, and it got stuck in the good luck position.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2012 20:49:15 GMT -8
Granted but then on opposite day your good luck turns to bad luck. And after one bad day you turn out like a certain clown >__>
I wish I had more time to go to Krav
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Post by zoi on Aug 11, 2012 6:42:23 GMT -8
Granted, but you now have less time for video games.
I wish I had actual internet so I could get more stuff on site done!
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Post by Caden Reinhart on Aug 14, 2012 5:59:00 GMT -8
Granted, but once you got solid net, everyone in your house wants to use it constantly. EVERYONE! INCLUDING MIZ I wish I could get all the ME games with their DLC's
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Post by zoi on Aug 14, 2012 8:10:37 GMT -8
Granted, but they're for the xbox 360, which you don't have!
I wish dishes could wash themselves!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2012 17:49:27 GMT -8
Granted but then I'm out of a job and you feel extremely guilty.
I wish I didn't have to pack for college
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Post by Mallach Dirson on Aug 15, 2012 10:42:53 GMT -8
Granted, but you still have to go but you don't have any of your things and you're forced to live life like a hobo, even in your new room. Eventually your clothes will be so over used and over cleaned they simply fall apart and you will then be forced to attend class in the nude.
Good luck keeping your 'innocence' then bub. o.ob
I wish it could be two degrees cooler outside for the rest of the season.
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