ZERO IS BORING. NEW MATCH.

Let's bring things down to a street-level brawl, shall we? Casey Jones of TMNT fame squaring off against Black Cat, most known for shoving her chest into Spidey's face at every given chance.

YOUR FACE IS BORING.

And I dunno on that face off, Casey is best with any piece of sports equipment known to man but he's also no slouch in hand to hand. Black Cat however, what does she have in hand to hand, martial arts styles?

Though if I recall right, Casey was taught by Raph a bit.

Black Cat's abilities activate.

Casey trips over his hockey stick and suffers a lethal concussion.

Now I'm not going to lie, I've only ever really seen Black Cat in the 90's Spider-man cartoon where she was created by using the same serum, with a modified twist, that made Captain America what he is. Assuming this is the same method used for her throughout Marvel (which is unlikely considering how often they love to change their shit) I'd have to give the edge to her .

Now don't get me wrong, Casey Jones is awesome. How could he not be? He's a TMNT character. And sure, he's wicked awesome with his sports gear.. Black cat has those claws going on though, couldn't she just like, tear through them with her enhanced strength while toying with Casey like some mouse she caught?

So what you're saying is that boobs >>> all. v:

I wanted to know about Astro Boy....

That is exactly what I'm saying.

Well she is packing a lot more than April, that's for sure. And he is a perverted Teenager, regardless of his age,

I agree fully with Gaaraki. v:

How else would Squirrel Girl defeat Superman Prime?

As far as I know, Black Cat in the comic verse is just a well trained human. So she's preaty well versed in martial arts and all that stuff, as most "normal" humans in comics are. Now, I didint see much of Casey outside the movies and the new animated show, but I'd say Black Cat is a bit to well trained for street smarts. Plus, Casey always seemed prone to...distractions.

And Its already established Squirll Girl rules all. No need to bring her to the mix here >.>

Clearly Supes is a furry. As is everyone else in the DC and Marvel universes. It's the only explanation for how Squirrel Girl can rack up so many victories.

If Shig is right, what are we going to discuss for the rest of the thread's duration?

Boobs, Jeff. Boobs.

Black Cat acquired the power to alter probabilities. I was being serious when I suggested that Casey would trip and get killed.

Beeewbies

Guys, stop acting like we're in /b/.

Ahh, right, I forgot. She has/had the power to bring bad luck. Like a black Cat...harhar.

How does a power like that even work? o.o

It runs on bullshit, like most superpowers.

I had no idea BC gained powers. I'll have to look into that. But with that bit of info, I'd say the match definitely goes to Black Cat: both she and Casey are skilled in hand-to-hand, but BC is more agile and has probability-altering abilities...too big of an advantage.

Dr. Doom vs Darkseid. Go.

Dr Doom. He's a doctor.

Goes the same way as Spiderman vs Batman. Dr. Doom with prep stands a good chance against Darkseid, but he's outclassed without it.

TOO MANY DC/MARVEL FIGHTS.

I dunno, Id think it would be more fair to comapre Darksied vs Thanos, since one inspired the other...cant remember which way it went, though I'm guessing Darksied was first.

Sherlock Holmes vs Prof. Layton o.o

Jun 27, 2013 11:13:42 GMT -8 @gfjmember said:

Dr Doom. He's a doctor.

That was a mistranslation.

Doom is actually a cat.

Holmes wins. He doesn't mess around with puzzles.

Then again, I suppose it depends on whether Holmes has recently shot up or not. That heroin, man.

BATMAN VERSUS GILGAMESH v:

Layton

Why do you hate Batman so much, Shigeo?

He grabs kids off the street and trains them to kick people in the balls. v: Also he slept with Dick Grayson. Like all the time.

What a freak.

Accelerator
vs
The Flash

That is all.

The only kid he grabbed off the street was Jason. Just saying. Though that did end quite poorly...

As for the whole vs thing, which Gilgamesh we talking about? I'm assuming the anime one.