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Post by Mallach Dirson on May 29, 2012 12:29:02 GMT -8
Granted, but it only does it when you aren't using it.
I wish I could fly =o
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2012 12:44:04 GMT -8
Granted, but you find that you cannot control it and end up flying into space. Regretfully, you die from lack of air D:
I wish I had tomorrow off
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2012 12:45:30 GMT -8
Granted - but you're called in anyway for a mandatory party.
I wish Bowie didn't have such a horrifying face.
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2012 16:54:34 GMT -8
granted but now everyone else does.
I wish I could sing Rains of Castamere.
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Post by zoi on May 29, 2012 17:22:41 GMT -8
Granted, but you lose your voice in the process!
I wish that my laundry washed itself.
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2012 17:28:49 GMT -8
Granted but it all shrunk to Miz size.
I wish I could draw
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2012 17:41:05 GMT -8
Granted, but then your hit with a cookey Twilight-like scenario where you've lost mobility of your hands! I wish for life on the Sun.
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2012 17:42:39 GMT -8
granted but then the sun explodes.
I wish for a bottomless jar of pickles.
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Post by Bard "Dual-Strike" Alrikson on May 29, 2012 22:03:06 GMT -8
Granted, but alas, you cannot open the jar!
I wish I was brain dead.
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2012 0:31:27 GMT -8
Granted - retroactively. You have been this entire time!
I wish I could get off work early ;^;
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Post by zoi on May 30, 2012 1:32:04 GMT -8
Granted, you did, but you had to go back in!
I wish that Miz would stop breaking my phone chargers.
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2012 2:06:30 GMT -8
Granted - now he breaks your phones! I wish everything wasn't so darned expensive! >
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2012 2:21:17 GMT -8
Granted. You're fired.
I wish there were no such things as essays.
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Post by Bard "Dual-Strike" Alrikson on May 30, 2012 10:17:01 GMT -8
Granted, now instead of essays teachers and professors make you write thesis papers.
I wish everyone involved with FOX News' Radio Talk branch would disappear off the face of the Earth.
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2012 10:22:26 GMT -8
Granted, now they're on it's rear.
I wish for a baked onion covered in bacon grease slaw.
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2012 16:40:05 GMT -8
Granted - it's been under your bed for the last three weeks.
I wish useful people worked my shift every day ;^;
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Post by zoi on May 30, 2012 16:42:05 GMT -8
Granted, but they don't like you and make you do all the work anyways.
I wish my lips weren't always chapped.
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Post by Bard "Dual-Strike" Alrikson on May 30, 2012 20:20:11 GMT -8
Granted. Now they're always slobbery and wet.
I wish my head was on fire.
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2012 20:24:47 GMT -8
Granted, you now have red spikey hair with yellow tips.
I wish for a Ki Appreciation thread.
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Post by Mallach Dirson on May 31, 2012 11:01:48 GMT -8
Granted, sadly it isn't on AK so no one knows about it.
I wish for a better computer.
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Post by zoi on May 31, 2012 14:28:38 GMT -8
Granted, but your brother takes it.
I wish Miz would stop eating my clothes.
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Post by Bard "Dual-Strike" Alrikson on May 31, 2012 19:01:24 GMT -8
Granted. Now he eats your furniture.
I wish for every human being's debt to be completely erased, removed, and forgotten.
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Post by zoi on May 31, 2012 19:26:04 GMT -8
Granted, but everyone builds it back up faster and deeper than before.
I wish I was always at the right temperature rather than too hot or too cold.
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2012 23:17:02 GMT -8
Granted - but the room you're in is always either too hot or too cold.
I wish Netflix had some good action movies featuring extensive use of martial arts that don't necessarily originate in the far east!
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Post by Bard "Dual-Strike" Alrikson on Jun 1, 2012 7:45:52 GMT -8
Granted. Now they have a category for martial arts movies, but only those that originated in the far south. Hope you like Capoiera.
I wish Humanity would master Faster Than Light Travel.
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Post by Mallach Dirson on Jun 1, 2012 9:56:56 GMT -8
Granted, but then you wake up from your dream and realize you fell to sleep watching Star Trek, again.
I wish for another bottle of coke.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2012 11:08:00 GMT -8
Granted, but your brother popped it open - two weeks ago. I wish people wouldn't make things so difficult >
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Post by zoi on Jun 1, 2012 14:09:46 GMT -8
Granted, but only for a day, after that they make things more difficult.
I wish I wasn't always so tired after waking up.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2012 15:14:02 GMT -8
Granted, but now you're tired the rest of the day.
I wish I were a beautiful butterfly.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2012 15:15:47 GMT -8
Granted - you, too, are a part of some dude's collection, pinned to velvet and never to see the light of day again.
I wish there was more time in a day!
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