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Post by Bard "Dual-Strike" Alrikson on Jun 10, 2012 6:58:30 GMT -8
Granted. You're doubly sore tomorrow.
I wish my car coould repair itself.
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Jun 10, 2012 8:36:41 GMT -8
Granted, but it becomes semi-sentient and and tries to kill you before making its home in a dark and spooky forest full of spiders.
I wish I could find the scifi channel o.o
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2012 15:10:34 GMT -8
Granted, but now it has terrible reality shows on it
I wish I had some groceries lol
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Post by Mallach Dirson on Jun 10, 2012 15:18:08 GMT -8
Granted, however it's all cottage cheese.
I wish this bottle of vanilla coke, in which I am enjoying so much, was never ending.
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Post by Bard "Dual-Strike" Alrikson on Jun 11, 2012 8:10:59 GMT -8
Granted. One day you accidentally knock it over on your way out the door, and you don't notice until you come back that afternoon. You open the door to your home, and are washed away in a sea of vanilla coke. Your home is invaded by all sorts of insects, your worldly possessions are destroyed, and you have to move in with Koji.
I wish I was more physically fit.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2012 16:08:24 GMT -8
Granted, but now you are plagued by forever hunting for your beach ball.
I wish I was a Metamorphmagus
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Post by Mallach Dirson on Jun 12, 2012 16:24:40 GMT -8
Granted, however you have no control over this very rare gift and whilst lying with your significant other you turn into his father and scar both him, and yourself for life.
I wish my headache would go away and never come back.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2012 16:31:43 GMT -8
Granted, but it takes your head with it.
I wish I had an awesome job that I love and was well compensated for!
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Post by Bard "Dual-Strike" Alrikson on Jun 12, 2012 17:20:34 GMT -8
Granted, you have said job, but you only work it one day out of the year, and it does not pay enough to get you through the year. You have to keep your crappy current job.
I wish I wasn't such a sad sack of shit. v.v
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Jun 14, 2012 17:38:36 GMT -8
Granted, however, you are now afflicted with a serious case of rage due to your previously composition of dinobot waste mutating you; you are the hulk of dinobots on ooze. May you squash your sadness away.
I wish traffic didn't suck the life out of me.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2012 19:14:26 GMT -8
Granted, but now instead of being drained by traffic, you find yourself peculiarly attracted to the madness, developing an unhealthy fetish for it.
I wish it was Friday and 5pm already!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2012 20:25:11 GMT -8
Granted but you need to work overtime.
I wish that I could think of some more things to do to pass the time during the day.
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Post by Bard "Dual-Strike" Alrikson on Jun 14, 2012 21:46:28 GMT -8
Granted. Now you cannot stop thinking of things to do, and your drive yourself mad trying to do them all.
I wish I was The Amazing Spiderman. Not some freaky half man, half spider monster, but the legit Peter Parker Spiderman.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 15, 2012 9:56:32 GMT -8
Granted. However it turns out the responsibility was too great to handle, you lose your powers during the airtime between web slinging and find yourself a very amazing, paraplegic, Spiderman. Days later your powers miraculously recover and you return to fighting crime in your handy-dandy wheelchair.
I wish I can die as a forgotten hero.
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Jun 15, 2012 12:42:29 GMT -8
Granted, however you are forgotten for all the wrong reasons due to an unexpected alignment shift. Guess saving all those babies didn't cut the cream.
I wish my alignment was more along the chaotic spectrum than the lawful spectrum
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Post by Deleted on Jun 15, 2012 13:34:11 GMT -8
granted but you then get arrested.
I wish i could play the bagpipes well.
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Jun 15, 2012 14:58:59 GMT -8
Granted, however your audience has no idea of what a good bagpiper sounds like, so you still, in a way, suck.
I wish Mal would break me out of jail!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 15, 2012 16:45:38 GMT -8
Granted. After breaking into the jail he finds you, lifts you up, throws you through the wall of freedom and you end up a broken body on the other side.
I wish for a blanket.. of water to sweep us all away into the Bermuda Triangle!
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Post by Bard "Dual-Strike" Alrikson on Jun 15, 2012 21:42:29 GMT -8
Granted. However, Akiza summons a sea serpent from a magical trading card that saves us all from drowning while devouring you.
I wish for cookies of a most delightful variety.
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Jun 16, 2012 7:53:59 GMT -8
Granted, however you develop a sour stomach and are unable to eat them, lest you eat them twice.
I wish I was rebuilt to be faster, stronger, and better than ever!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2012 8:40:07 GMT -8
Granted, however to fuel the newly enhanced you, they've added an extension cord to your body that requires to be plugged-in 24/7. It's maximum reach is ten feet.
I wish for Fairly OddParents.
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Post by Bard "Dual-Strike" Alrikson on Jun 16, 2012 21:45:41 GMT -8
Granted. Your parents are both stricken with a tragic mental illness that make them believe they live in a cartoon world where anything is possible, and magic is real. You are forced to look after them for the rest of their lives.
I wish I could make five people disappear forever, while having perfect control over when this power is used and who I use it on, and leaving no way for the disappearances to be connected to me.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2012 22:07:15 GMT -8
granted but the disappearances cause a shift in reality which destroys the world
I wish running wasn't so exhausting for me.
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Jun 17, 2012 7:16:08 GMT -8
Granted, however you become addicted to running and can never, never stop. It's all you think about, just getting around that next block.
I wish I didn't stay up 'til 0200
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Post by Bard "Dual-Strike" Alrikson on Jun 17, 2012 7:19:31 GMT -8
Granted. Instead you go to sleep every night at 4 pm and don't wake up until 10 am.
I wish I could blow things up with my mind.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2012 13:34:55 GMT -8
Granted, you now have the ability to inflate balloons. And balloons only for whatever odd reason.
I wish I could walk on water.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2012 14:40:30 GMT -8
Granted, but only when it's frozen.
I wish the next person's wish comes true.
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Post by Mallach Dirson on Jun 19, 2012 16:36:30 GMT -8
Granted, but it's one of my wishes.
I wish something terribly terrible would befall Nod.
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Post by Bard "Dual-Strike" Alrikson on Jun 19, 2012 17:35:08 GMT -8
Granted. Nod comes to visit you in Canada, a blizzard strikes, and you are tpped in your home with him for a week. Cannibalism ensues. Left with no other odds, Nod must eat you to survive. How terrible for him to live with that burden! D:
I WISH FOR THE NEW SEASON OF DOCTOR WHO TO ARRIVE!!!!
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Jun 19, 2012 18:53:12 GMT -8
Granted, however it's not what you hoped for and you are sorely disappoint.
I wish my phone wasn't such an ass.
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