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Post by Bard "Dual-Strike" Alrikson on Jun 1, 2012 21:45:23 GMT -8
Granted. You can no longer sleep for more than three hours in 24 hour period, thus granting you more time to do stuff.
I wish I was being eaten by a shark.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2012 12:26:24 GMT -8
Granted, but it was the animatronic shark they use at Universal Studios or whichever theme park it's at. Point is, nothing is accomplished except you get splashed.
I wish my uniform was always washed, ironed, and shined where applicable :<
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Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2012 12:58:44 GMT -8
Granted, but you can never find it in time.
I wish I could find a job that didn't make me want to murder everyone I meet.
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Post by Mallach Dirson on Jun 2, 2012 13:15:48 GMT -8
Granted, sadly you get fired and end up working at a call center for the rest of your days.
I wish Patrick Stewart voiced more games.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2012 13:22:22 GMT -8
Granted, Patrick Stewart is now the voice for all games. Unfortunately, games aren't very opinionated, so he keeps to silence.
I wish Coke weren't so darn delicious.
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Post by zoi on Jun 2, 2012 15:09:14 GMT -8
Granted, it now tastes like dog poop, as do all other liquids you consume do now.
I wish lasagna didn't take so long to cook. >:|
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Post by Mallach Dirson on Jun 3, 2012 10:02:24 GMT -8
Granted, now it cooks too quickly and you burn it.
I wish we all went in on a lottery ticket and won the grand prize, and then split it equal ways.
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Jun 3, 2012 15:14:55 GMT -8
Granted, but we all conspire against each other to get more.
I wish Ryan was my own personal pony!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 3, 2012 16:10:03 GMT -8
Granted, but now he poops so much more you just ship him off to the glue factory.
I wish picking up trash wasn't such a boring chore.
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Post by zoi on Jun 3, 2012 16:21:15 GMT -8
Granted, but now you have to dodge bullets while doing it.
I wish adults actually acted like adults claim they did when you were a child.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 3, 2012 17:30:49 GMT -8
Granted - you now find yourself beset on all sides by switches and wet leather belts.
I wish everybody could cover old music like Godsmack can D:
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Post by Bard "Dual-Strike" Alrikson on Jun 3, 2012 19:30:11 GMT -8
Granted. However, now that everyone is covering old songs, and doing it in epic fashion, no new music is being produced because everyone is working on cover songs.
I wish for a TRIPLE RAINBOW all the way across THE MOTHER FUCKING SKY!!!
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Post by Mallach Dirson on Jun 3, 2012 19:35:11 GMT -8
Granted, and you tell your doctor all about it each time he visits you in your padded cell.
I wish to have more room to put my things.
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Jun 3, 2012 20:43:01 GMT -8
Granted, but now you have less things that need more room.
I wish my ninja penguins weren't such lazy bastards.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 4, 2012 0:24:07 GMT -8
Granted, but you never see them again; ninja penguins, you see.
I wish there was more special couch time in my life :<
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Post by zoi on Jun 4, 2012 2:09:29 GMT -8
Granted, but it's special in a bad way. <___________________<
I wish my husband wasn't such a pervert.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 4, 2012 7:16:06 GMT -8
Granted but it washes off onto you.
I wish for these images of pervertedness to be wiped from my mind. o.o
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Post by Mallach Dirson on Jun 4, 2012 10:53:38 GMT -8
Granted, those images are now replaced with more images of your parents doing similar deeds.
I wish I hadn't burned myself so badly D:
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Post by Deleted on Jun 4, 2012 13:54:45 GMT -8
Granted - You've now burnt yourself worse.
I wish this game didn't hurt my feelings T~T
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Post by Bard "Dual-Strike" Alrikson on Jun 4, 2012 22:13:29 GMT -8
Granted. Now it just beats you into a pulp whenever you try to play it.
I wish zombies would eat my coworkers.
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Post by zoi on Jun 5, 2012 14:56:48 GMT -8
Granted, but then they eat you too.
I wish dress spheres from FF X-2 were real.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2012 14:58:46 GMT -8
Granted - not only are they prohibitively expensive, but white-collar violent crime rates have sky-rocketed.
I wish relaxing was easier.
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Post by Bard "Dual-Strike" Alrikson on Jun 5, 2012 21:51:32 GMT -8
Granted. it's so easy that you can't help but relax, even at work. Your boss catches you relaxing and fires you, because e/she has interpreted it as you being lazy. Said Laziness is cited whenever you apply for as new job, making it impossible for you to seek employment, and thus you go broke and Ki leaves you for Akiza, taking Miz, Chi, and your immortal soul with her.
I wish I was Chthulhu.
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Post by Mallach Dirson on Jun 5, 2012 21:55:56 GMT -8
Granted, but then you find yourself transported onto a fishing boat and tossed on ice. You freeze and eventually die to be served as part of an entree at dinner time in a Japanese restaurant.
I wish,the majority of new music sounded different to me and not the same sound over and over again.
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Jun 5, 2012 21:56:55 GMT -8
Granted, but you can't handle the fanbase and wish you could rescind your wish, but you can't.
I wish I knew what to wish for.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2012 19:26:13 GMT -8
Granted, but it's a terrible wish and the ensuing curruption just makes it worse.
I wish the sky was orange.
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Post by Bard "Dual-Strike" Alrikson on Jun 8, 2012 19:48:25 GMT -8
Granted. THe sky turns orange briefly before the world is consumed by our sun going spontaneously supernova and killing us all. Thanks, dick.
I wish we were all Time Lords at the pinnacle of their civilization!
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Post by zoi on Jun 8, 2012 20:13:23 GMT -8
Granted, but it soon becomes a civilization of hipsters instead.
I wish that I had a normal sleeping schedule.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2012 5:12:04 GMT -8
Granted, unfortunately it's all a dream. *cues dramatic music*
I wish I could actually draw my characters without them looking like American Manga styles. >>
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Post by zoi on Jun 9, 2012 13:41:19 GMT -8
Granted, but now they look like comics from the Sunday newspaper.
I wish I wasn't so sore right now. ._.
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