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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2012 8:05:54 GMT -8
Granted, however now all other electronics in your life are asses.
I wish for a car-boat that could fly and travel into space, it gets 999k miles to the gallon (of gasoline) and has a working AC.
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Jun 20, 2012 10:27:39 GMT -8
Granted, however it exists long after your lifetime has ended.
I wish I could eat more than three bites of this meal :/
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Post by Bard "Dual-Strike" Alrikson on Jun 20, 2012 13:59:21 GMT -8
Granted, however, the meal is not enough to satisfy your hunger, so you order a second helping, which costs more than you can afford, which leaves you scrubbing dishes all night to pay for your meal.
After so many people telling me that if I hate MURIKAH so badly, I should just leave, I wish I the funds, the necessary paperwork, and a mastery of the German language so I could move to Switzerland and avoid the eventual collapse of this shitstain I call my home. -_-
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Post by Mallach Dirson on Jun 21, 2012 20:19:12 GMT -8
Granted, but then you discover your new 'home' has the exact same problems as the one you just left.
I wish for a wish which would not be corrupted o.o
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Jun 21, 2012 21:08:40 GMT -8
Granted, however it never comes true.
I wish what has been seen CAN be unseen...please Dx
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Post by Bard "Dual-Strike" Alrikson on Jun 22, 2012 8:25:20 GMT -8
Granted, but you keep seeing the thing you wish to unsee, so unseeing it does nothing but inflict a fresh torment upon you with each viewing.
I wish I was living in the world of Pokemon, because this world fucking sucks.
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Post by Mallach Dirson on Jun 22, 2012 10:43:41 GMT -8
Granted, but just like your last wish which involved being somewhere else, you find the world of Pokemon now has the exact same issues you loath about this world. Enjoy and make do I wish that someone's shoulder would behave and not cause her pain.
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Jun 22, 2012 14:22:09 GMT -8
Granted, however her steroidal injection wears off and it happens all over again.
I wish peas didn't unfreeze so quickly!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 22, 2012 17:15:57 GMT -8
Granted. Now they never unfreeze. Ever.
I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner.
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Post by Bard "Dual-Strike" Alrikson on Jun 22, 2012 21:58:15 GMT -8
You are now an Oscar Meyer Weiner, and are swiftly beset upon by hungry dogs, possoms, raccoons, and random homeless people. You are devoured. I wish I was an Earth Bender!
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Post by zoi on Jun 23, 2012 9:17:19 GMT -8
Granted, but you can't bend metal and you end up stuck out on the open sea during a cruise.
I wish I didn't have to move again.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 23, 2012 9:39:25 GMT -8
Granted - you are a stone.
I wish I enjoyed working again. ;~;
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Post by Deleted on Jun 23, 2012 9:41:09 GMT -8
Granted, but now you enjoy it so much that you spurn away everything else from your life, including eating and being with your wife. Your subsequent death soon follows.
I wish I could stop and start time whenever I wanted and had unfailing control over said skill.
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Post by Mallach Dirson on Jun 23, 2012 17:36:02 GMT -8
Granted, however you still age during this process and you do it so often, at such lengthy intervals that you age nearly twenty times after than everyone you care for. As such, by the time you should be 40, you're actually near 90 and kick the bucket.
I wish my Sai were sharp.
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Jun 23, 2012 17:53:41 GMT -8
Granted, however in the process of fondling them, you manage to severely wound yourself.
I wish for a one-fish-two-fish, red-fish-blue-fish!
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Post by Bard "Dual-Strike" Alrikson on Jun 24, 2012 22:10:41 GMT -8
Granted, but you overfeed them after puting them into a tank full of waer that was just a few degrees too hot or too cold! Fish are really such delicate creatures.
I wish I never had to sleep (suffering no ill effects as a result), but could choose to sleep if I wanted.
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Post by Mallach Dirson on Jun 25, 2012 13:47:30 GMT -8
Granted and on the one occasion when you do choose to sleep, which is pretty much instantly as you grow bored quite quickly, you never wake up.
I wish I hadn't stepped on glass.
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Post by zoi on Jun 25, 2012 17:33:45 GMT -8
Granted, but the floor is lava so you lost far more than you gained.
I wish there was no such thing as ants.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2012 18:03:54 GMT -8
Granted. All ants transform to dinosaurs. >:l
I wish tremendous agony upon whomever corrupts this.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2012 18:29:55 GMT -8
Granted but I derive pleasure from it, so I really end up winning >>
I wish Crazy would hurry up and lose this Rhyme-off >>
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Post by Caden Reinhart on Jun 26, 2012 14:24:43 GMT -8
Granted, but the guilt of seeing Crazy lose causes you to stop dereving pleasure from suffering o.o I wish Daniel Brayan was the undisputed WWE Champion!
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Post by Bard "Dual-Strike" Alrikson on Jun 26, 2012 19:03:31 GMT -8
Granted, but knowing that a single person will always win takes the fun out of watching the others flail about in an attempt to knock the undisputed king off of his throne. Viewership of WWE plummets, ratings fall, and it is soon cancelled.
I wish I could get student loans so I could go back to college and not waste my life at this shitty job.
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Post by Mallach Dirson on Jun 26, 2012 19:50:33 GMT -8
Granted, and you go to school and do fantastic! However once you get out you realize the the economy is so bad that you cannot find anywhere to work but your old job, the one you complained about and quit without thinking forward! And when you reapply they say nay nay! And you're out on the street, in a soggy box three months later.
I wish for a wish which when wished for was the bestest wish ever wished!
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Post by Caden Reinhart on Jun 27, 2012 3:44:36 GMT -8
Granted, but sadly its a wish from another Dimension, and out reality cant handle how good the wish is so it rip's apart. I wish I was a master of Discriptive Grammer
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Jun 27, 2012 19:27:22 GMT -8
Granted, however this does not affect your spelling.
I wish that didn't come off as sounding so mean ;~;
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Post by Bard "Dual-Strike" Alrikson on Jun 27, 2012 21:50:04 GMT -8
Granted, but you wasted your wish because Haru is a forgiveable sort of bear!
I wish I could be even more ignorant than I already am, because ignorance is bliss.
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Post by Caden Reinhart on Jun 28, 2012 4:40:15 GMT -8
Granted, you have now been lobotomized and can spend the rest of youre life as a blissfull unknowing veggie
I wish I had a Dota 2 Beta Key x.x
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2012 21:10:02 GMT -8
Granted, but you suddenly don't care/don't know what that is, like me, and find yourself with a useless key that no one wants. I wish it was 70 degrees F here, instead of 100.
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Post by Bard "Dual-Strike" Alrikson on Jun 28, 2012 21:49:23 GMT -8
Granted, but your AC breaks in your home and your car, so you'r left sweltering in the heat anyways...sorry azzy...D:
I wish for a raise.
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Post by Caden Reinhart on Jun 29, 2012 4:07:53 GMT -8
Gratnted, they pay you walnuts instead of peanuts!
I wish I had the house for myslef for a day
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