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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2013 1:21:26 GMT -8
"The time you enjoyed wasting wasn't wasted."
- My.. humor book I keep in the bathroom.
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Post by Mallach Dirson on Feb 12, 2013 16:30:46 GMT -8
"You mean I have to be signed in, to use my apple id and buy music?"
- customer at work.
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Post by zoi on Feb 15, 2013 13:09:11 GMT -8
"What do you mean "what is a funyarinpa"? You don't know?! How could you not know?! That's practically blasphemous. Apologize to the funyarinpa." - Junpei; 999
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Feb 16, 2013 20:19:22 GMT -8
"It came off 4chan" -My father
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Feb 17, 2013 17:06:10 GMT -8
"And hey, whatever you do in bed, Sealy supports it!" - radio commercial
sent from my notsosmartphone of breakingthingsness
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Post by Deleted on Feb 18, 2013 5:25:58 GMT -8
"You don't get points from kills, just like you don't make friends with salad."
-Perronius, discussing Lockdown on the Arsenal Podcast last night
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Feb 22, 2013 14:01:16 GMT -8
Mom: "Oh, brother! Lol what's he need the freezer for?"
Me: "To...*shades* freeze things....
YEAAAAAAH. (Horatio caine, just laugh)"
Mom: Ha ha
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Post by zoi on Feb 25, 2013 14:47:45 GMT -8
"If it doesn't fit, I can always take it back. I kept the receipt... You know, I've gotten really good about keeping up with crap like that ever since I got arrested." - My Little Sister
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Post by zoi on Feb 27, 2013 4:13:47 GMT -8
"I lose an average of six bobby pins a day. It's a good thing bobby pins aren't children." My Little Sister
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2013 12:52:40 GMT -8
Ireland Family History · Suggested Page
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~Promoted post on my FB
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2013 17:12:20 GMT -8
"So. Did you guys make it into work today?"
- My boss. Talking to his employees. Who were at work.
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Post by zoi on Mar 1, 2013 18:59:40 GMT -8
"It looks like an archeologist shirt... I dig it." - My Little Sister
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Mar 4, 2013 18:09:35 GMT -8
"How often do you poop? Every ten minutes!" -- Nerd 3video
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2013 14:38:26 GMT -8
"If you want to take advantage of Quinton while you have him... can I start over? Bad choice of words..."
- Manager at work.
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Post by Mallach Dirson on Mar 9, 2013 20:37:44 GMT -8
"There was this traveling salesman in town today, selling tarantulas, 5 for $25 bucks." "Nice, did you buy some?" "No, I wanted to but, someone wouldn't let me." "Oh, your dad?" "No.. Someone... Else." *subtle look* "Azzy.... Dude, that's hilarious." "I'm glad you think so." *while I'm in near tears laughing*
Von and I tonight while playing Yu-Gi-Oh.
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Post by zoi on Mar 10, 2013 16:03:13 GMT -8
"Toast is clear!" - My niece running from dogs.
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Mar 11, 2013 22:07:57 GMT -8
"I wouldn't eat anything pork that tasted like beef."
-- Geoff Ramsey, Achievement Hunter / Rooster Teeth Productions, LLC
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on Mar 12, 2013 0:59:04 GMT -8
If you doze in class and then jolt awake from a vivid dream, you:
Have a boring teacher Have performed inception May not be getting enough sleep at night
-- Quiz on Dreams from WebMD.com
I lol'd
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2013 17:54:40 GMT -8
"I'm the Turkey-Lady! Be my Horse-Guy! Gobble gobble."
- Manager at work.
"This last half hour is gonna drag like a dog with worms."
- Same Manager.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2013 18:12:45 GMT -8
"Oh man, I'm sweating like Adam talking to a girl."
- Manager at work.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2013 22:43:51 GMT -8
"Really need to stop flirting with the Scottish police here, they've started to remember me by pick up lines"
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Post by Mhairyn "Aryn" Dirson on May 11, 2013 21:37:55 GMT -8
"M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E~
"M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S –
BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD"
--coworker
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2013 12:08:55 GMT -8
I hate changing love
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glasses*
-A friend of mine on why she had a headache
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Post by Cathlyn Nuëmenoïr on Nov 26, 2013 12:32:26 GMT -8
Friend 1: "I don't fart or poop. I fuup, f-u-u-p." Me: "That's not even how you smell- er- spell foop, f-o-o-p." Friend 2: "I love you guys so much."
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